the weird things people stick in their ass
I think this is the third post on this topic... I'm seldom making posts here, but this piece of news asked for a dedicated entry! The weird thing stuck in somebody's ass here is a 12 cm salami. The somebody is an old lady (73 y.o.) playing with her 74 y.o. lover. Unfortunately the salami play led to multiple colon lesions that got infected and the poor woman was taken to the hospital after a few days, in septicemic shock, more dead than alive. She was embarrassed to go to the doctor and had to wait a few days till her daughter discovered her in an aggravated stage.
What was really weird about this salami thing is that part of it ended up in her stomach! (But that was the first thing that clued me in about the point of entry, because the news reporter left this piece of info out.)
Moral of the story: never stick anything in a "private area" without making sure that you can actually get it out too.
Also: salami might be cheaper, but viagra would have been just fun, without dire consequences.
What was really weird about this salami thing is that part of it ended up in her stomach! (But that was the first thing that clued me in about the point of entry, because the news reporter left this piece of info out.)
Moral of the story: never stick anything in a "private area" without making sure that you can actually get it out too.
Also: salami might be cheaper, but viagra would have been just fun, without dire consequences.