ouch. my sides hurt.

Aug 16, 2003 21:28

I just recieved the best "getting to know you" e-mail ever.

Okay, this has been driving me crazy for months and months. I've been to your website, I've read your User Info page...what the heck do you do for a living? If this is WAY too personal, just tell me and I'll go on making up stories for myself. In some you're an international spy; sometimes you're a cowgirl. I've imagined you as a high-priced call girl or a photographer to the stars. Maybe you divorced REALLY REALLY well, and if that's the case, don't tell me. Because I'll be totally jealous.

Yes. I'm an internationally-spying-call-girl-who photographs-the-stars-while riding the horse I received in the divorce settlement. xoD

...and now I'm off to do it all while dancing!
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