Jun 21, 2005 11:25
I was cleaning out my drawers yesterday b/c my mom decided she's downsizing and trying to get of everything we don't need (which is basically half our house) and I determined that I am incredibly weird. I found a bag of Fluffy's old cat fur b/c I actually thought at one time that I would knit socks out of his fur. And I also found a card from one of my supposed friends (there was no name on it, so I really don't know who it is from) that reads,
"Hey Loud, Stupid, Dumb Kid, here's your card, so enjoy it. I wrote you a stupid poem in your honor: Oh, loud, stupid, dumb kid, also known as Lisa. yes, you are loud and dumb, but you are my friend, so I make fun of thee."
I also found a book that I wrote in First Grade in which I talk about recycling, putting unused paper back on the trees, shimmering pools, flowers, trees, cats, and icecream. I don't think I've changed much.
I also found an everybody poops book, which I think I got from Maria in like 11th grade, and lots of Jesus paraphanalia. i.e. a Mary holding Jesus figurine, a holy water bottle, lots of visor clips for the car with messages like, "Don't drive faster than your angel can fly." I threw them all in a sack. Maybe someone at the Salvo will love them.
And then I found a book of Wolf Facts from 5th grade. Here is a sampling: (all spelling mistakes are purposeful b/c that's how it's written)
From Abby: 48 of the lower states, execpt Minnesota, they are thretened.
From Eric: The look like dogs.
From Me: During the Middle Ages wolves have been thought of as terrifying and evil.
From Emily: Wolves hunt and play together
From Adrienne: Wolves aren't realy very evil they are shy and try to stay away from humans.
From Bart: Wolves were kill so none were at all.
Dude - we were pretty dumb 5th graders.
I also found a huge box of transparency paper, a puppy in your pocket, and clothes I wore in like 5th grade. Can't wait to go see what I'll turn up today!