Teenagers Ten Commandments Week 10

[lisa_johnson]

Just to let you know these aren't mine but I read them somewhere ages ago and wrote them down. Thougt I would share.

1. Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping (why wait?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer and is cheaper)

3. Thou shall not steal from Target (Kmart has a bigger range)

4. Thou shall not steal from their parents (everyone knows Grandma has more money)

5. Thou shall not get in fights (just start them)

6. Thou shall not skip class (just take the whole day off)

7. Thou shall not vandalise (destruction has a bigger effect)

8. Thou shall not strip in class (strip clubs pay more)

9. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (just leave them in the middle)

10. Thou shall not think about having sex (as nike says...just do it)