Apr 23, 2008 17:11
I'm sure everybody that reads this post remembers the well-known French song that everybody sings, but nobody knows what the hell it means, so I've decided to break down this "midieval" song.
Alouette, gentille Alouette. (Sound familiar now?)
Well here's pretty much what it translates to:
Lark, Nice Lark
I will pluck you.
(I'm skipping a lot of lines to get to the raw beef)
I will pluck your head...
I will pluck your nose...
I will pluck your eyes...
I will pluck your neck...
I will pluck your wings...
I will pluck your back...
I will pluck your legs...
I will pluck your tail...
So basically:
Nice Lark, I will pluck you and eat you for a snack. There's no other reason to pluck every body part of a bird unless you're going to eat the damn thing. This song is rabid.