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1. What would you do if your ex just showed up at your house right now?
I'd ask her how she found my address and then smoke a bowl with her.
2. What describes your relationship status?
Happily Married.
3. Where are you?
Earth.
4. What's the last movie you've seen?
Scary Movie 4
5. Do you watch reality shows?
Yeah. When I wake up and view the world around me. That's a reality show.
6. What is your favorite animal?
One that doesn't ever bother me.
7. Who have you thought about most today?
Rhea and Aiden
8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
No I wait until they carve themselves.
9. Color of your underwear?..
Flesh.
10. Color of your shirt?
Blue
12. Who's on speed dial?
Whoever they are they better get off. It's not supposed to support a person.
13. Honestly, what would you rather be doing right now?
Playing video games.
14. What's your favorite season?
Spring
16. Are you a bad influence?
Depends on who I'm influencing and what for.
17.Would you do anything for someone?
Who is the someone? I wouldn't cut off my dick for just anybody.
20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
No, that's not good enough.
21. Have you ever eaten pizza with sour cream?
I just don't get it.
24. How big is your room?
What the fuck? Why don't you tell me how tall your house is?
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these things out?
No I think people hate you for making it to begin with.
26. Do all of your friends have myspaces?
No. I have my space. They have their spaces.
27. Whose page did you visit last?
I don't visit pages. I open a book and read them.
28. Last time you went out to dinner?
At that time.
29. Who is your favorite character from friends?
Phoebe. <3
31. Do you have your senior yearbook?
No, I graduated before my class and wasn't fortunate enough to have a yearbook like all the cool people who "stayed in school."
32. Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Do you want to kiss my balls?
33. Do you have one or more Cd's?
CDs with an apostrophe signifies ownership, such as a CD's contents. To have more CDs with an apostrophe would signify plural ownership, such as the three CDs' contents, with an apostrophe at the end. I have more than one CD.
34. What did you do last night?
Slept.
35. Favorite TV shows?
There you go again. Shows would mean more than one. You do not know if I have only one favorite or more than one. Use the parentheses around the S when you ask such a question.
36. What's your name spelled backwards?
I'll leave that to you to figure out, Sherlock.
37. Do you have a song by Kelly Clarkson in your itunes library?
There you go again, assuming I have iTunes. As a matter of fact, iThink iTunes are iStupid. They iSuck because iTunes are iSlow. iPrefer to use something iBetter.
38. iPod or Zune?
They both suck ass.
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
No. There are other things to watch, too, you know.
40. How do you feel about reality shows?
They're stupid. What's the interest in watching other people live their lives like we do? Film yourself and watch it next year if it's so interesting to you.
41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
If they're trashy, I throw them in the trash, where trashy items belong.
43. What's the last thing you bought?
Food.
45. Whats in your CD player right now?
Triple Play Baseball 2001
46. Whats your favorite movie?
Happy Gilmore, Click, Kung Pow are my favorite movie(s). See how that works?
47. What's another favorite movie?
Okay, why didn't you ask me that time what my favorite "movies" are, since you were so eager to find out more than one of my favorite TV shows? Make up your mind.
48. Do you believe everyone has a soul-mate?
No, or else everyone would be happy together.
49. Can you sing?
Anybody with a voice can sing.
50. Do you play any instruments?
Yes.
51. Have you ever been to another country?
No.
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa
Since my answer to 51 was "No." and you had no idea whether or not I would answer "No" to that question, why on Earth would you ask a question that automatically assumes my answer would be "Yes" and who the hell are you so I can slap you?
55. Do you know how to knit?
No, but I could learn if I really needed to make something that nobody would use anyway.
56. What do you want to eat right now?
Food.
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself?
Yes.
58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
Roller skating.. NOTHING BECAUSE I'M DOING THIS SURVEY
60. Baskin Robbins or Cold Stone?
Isn't that a wrestler?
61. Math or English?
English.
62. Facebook or MySpace?
It doesn't matter.
63. G-rated or R-rated movies?
The rating doesn't make the movie.
64. Rather fly across the states or drive?
As long as I get there, I don't care.
65. Batman, Spiderman, Superman, Hulk, or Silver Surfer?
Green Lantern
66. What's your favorite Disney movie?
Or movies? See, stop that shit. My favorite Disney movie is Little Mermaid.
67. What Cell Phone Service do you have?
Your assumptions are horrible. I don't have a cell phone service.
68. How many beers get you drunk?
None. I don't drink.
69. Mood?
Annoyed.
70. What would you do if you were pregnant?
Make millions of dollars.
I'd ask her how she found my address and then smoke a bowl with her.
2. What describes your relationship status?
Happily Married.
3. Where are you?
Earth.
4. What's the last movie you've seen?
Scary Movie 4
5. Do you watch reality shows?
Yeah. When I wake up and view the world around me. That's a reality show.
6. What is your favorite animal?
One that doesn't ever bother me.
7. Who have you thought about most today?
Rhea and Aiden
8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
No I wait until they carve themselves.
9. Color of your underwear?..
Flesh.
10. Color of your shirt?
Blue
12. Who's on speed dial?
Whoever they are they better get off. It's not supposed to support a person.
13. Honestly, what would you rather be doing right now?
Playing video games.
14. What's your favorite season?
Spring
16. Are you a bad influence?
Depends on who I'm influencing and what for.
17.Would you do anything for someone?
Who is the someone? I wouldn't cut off my dick for just anybody.
20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
No, that's not good enough.
21. Have you ever eaten pizza with sour cream?
I just don't get it.
24. How big is your room?
What the fuck? Why don't you tell me how tall your house is?
25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these things out?
No I think people hate you for making it to begin with.
26. Do all of your friends have myspaces?
No. I have my space. They have their spaces.
27. Whose page did you visit last?
I don't visit pages. I open a book and read them.
28. Last time you went out to dinner?
At that time.
29. Who is your favorite character from friends?
Phoebe. <3
31. Do you have your senior yearbook?
No, I graduated before my class and wasn't fortunate enough to have a yearbook like all the cool people who "stayed in school."
32. Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Do you want to kiss my balls?
33. Do you have one or more Cd's?
CDs with an apostrophe signifies ownership, such as a CD's contents. To have more CDs with an apostrophe would signify plural ownership, such as the three CDs' contents, with an apostrophe at the end. I have more than one CD.
34. What did you do last night?
Slept.
35. Favorite TV shows?
There you go again. Shows would mean more than one. You do not know if I have only one favorite or more than one. Use the parentheses around the S when you ask such a question.
36. What's your name spelled backwards?
I'll leave that to you to figure out, Sherlock.
37. Do you have a song by Kelly Clarkson in your itunes library?
There you go again, assuming I have iTunes. As a matter of fact, iThink iTunes are iStupid. They iSuck because iTunes are iSlow. iPrefer to use something iBetter.
38. iPod or Zune?
They both suck ass.
39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
No. There are other things to watch, too, you know.
40. How do you feel about reality shows?
They're stupid. What's the interest in watching other people live their lives like we do? Film yourself and watch it next year if it's so interesting to you.
41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
If they're trashy, I throw them in the trash, where trashy items belong.
43. What's the last thing you bought?
Food.
45. Whats in your CD player right now?
Triple Play Baseball 2001
46. Whats your favorite movie?
Happy Gilmore, Click, Kung Pow are my favorite movie(s). See how that works?
47. What's another favorite movie?
Okay, why didn't you ask me that time what my favorite "movies" are, since you were so eager to find out more than one of my favorite TV shows? Make up your mind.
48. Do you believe everyone has a soul-mate?
No, or else everyone would be happy together.
49. Can you sing?
Anybody with a voice can sing.
50. Do you play any instruments?
Yes.
51. Have you ever been to another country?
No.
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa
Since my answer to 51 was "No." and you had no idea whether or not I would answer "No" to that question, why on Earth would you ask a question that automatically assumes my answer would be "Yes" and who the hell are you so I can slap you?
55. Do you know how to knit?
No, but I could learn if I really needed to make something that nobody would use anyway.
56. What do you want to eat right now?
Food.
57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself?
Yes.
58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
Roller skating.. NOTHING BECAUSE I'M DOING THIS SURVEY
60. Baskin Robbins or Cold Stone?
Isn't that a wrestler?
61. Math or English?
English.
62. Facebook or MySpace?
It doesn't matter.
63. G-rated or R-rated movies?
The rating doesn't make the movie.
64. Rather fly across the states or drive?
As long as I get there, I don't care.
65. Batman, Spiderman, Superman, Hulk, or Silver Surfer?
Green Lantern
66. What's your favorite Disney movie?
Or movies? See, stop that shit. My favorite Disney movie is Little Mermaid.
67. What Cell Phone Service do you have?
Your assumptions are horrible. I don't have a cell phone service.
68. How many beers get you drunk?
None. I don't drink.
69. Mood?
Annoyed.
70. What would you do if you were pregnant?
Make millions of dollars.