It took long enough
Years in the making. Years that I was hoping would never get here.
Yes, after 7½ years, Joey finally pushed in my speaker cones. My $200 speakers have finally been devirginized by my adorable son. Did I kill him? I wanted to, but I did not. I've had them for about 10 years. I've gotten my money's worth out of them. BUT NOW THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT! =/
That just goes to prove to you parents out there that speaker covers are only good for keeping the dust out. The fingers are still able to find their way to the mesmerizing speaker cones that just scream out, "PUSH ME!"