Well it's October.
What's that mean? For one, it means it's FINALLY time to care a little more about baseball other than the occasional highlights. But since I know no one who reads this actually watches baseball, we'll skip that part. But the Cubs suck.
One of my favorite things in the world is that first shave after you change razor blades. Old blade gets dull and doesn't quite make that clean or close of a cut, but it gets the job done. Brand new blade, oh man, so close and smooth. An effortless shave that leave the feeling of excellence in its wake. It's hard to beat that.
One of my least favorite things in the world, talk radio. I don't mind the news, or people getting interviewed, or whatever, but political talk and sports talk, just the height of irritation to me. OBAMA this, OBAMA that. MCBUSH! *giggle giggle* I'm sick of it. And after the election, it'll just go back to the liberals and right-wingers doing the usual. Sports talk is almost the same thing, except Jim Rome is the devil.
I just hate when one person's opinion is supposed to be more valid than another.
Casino. It's a fun place.
Dave got Rock Band 2. I've only played it briefly once or twice, but I'm already seeing my favorite songs to sing. White Wedding, Shooting Star, BYOB and Toxicity(which I already enjoyed). And lest we forget, Psycho Killer. Quest que c'est? Guitar Hero 4 is supposed to also have an impressive line up of songs, so I'm looking forward to that very soon as well.
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http://brunching.com/leastsurprising.html Least surprising AP headlines:
Boy Scouts Gather for Jamboree
Teens May Be Lured by Sweet Booze
Copter Crash Victims To Be Buried
Heartache, Despair Thrive in Las Vegas
Pearl Harbor Veterans Tell Stories
Symphony to Feature Foreign Composers
Sarah Hughes Honored in Hometown
Cold Front May Break Heat Wave
Cuban Migrants Try to Reach Fla.
Study: Truck Wrecks Deadly for Kids
Colorado Lt. Gov. Has Documents
Twentysomethings Leaving Wisconsin
It's hard to pick a favorite, but "Colorado Lt. Gov Has Documents" and "Pearl Harbor Veterans Tell Stories" make me lol hard.
Here's a video. I hope Seagal writes his own dialogue:
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In my quest to make this the longest post ever that totally owns your Friends' page, here's another video. Apparently this is from an actual movie:
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I'll save the rest of my videos for another day. Now I think I'm gonna put on my velvet bathrobe, light up my diamond encrusted pipe, and enjoy a cool, October night's breeze on the veranda while waiting for the Wall Street Journal to arrive.
Good day to you, gentlemen.