Wow
Well, last night may have been one of the most rediculous in recent memory. Apparently whisky is also known as "Magically-turn-Nick-into-another-person juice". That stuff was serious. I mean when in your head, "Who the fuck are you?" seems to be an appropriate substitute for "What's your name?" its probably a sign that you drank too much. Also, when you're about to cry in front of your prom date because you're scared of what mommy and daddy will do when they see how fucked up you are, thats a bad sign. Luckily I managed to make it upstairs and into my bed, dodging suspicion like Neo dodged so many bullets in the Matrix Trilogy.
I just want to appologize to those I offended, most notably my best friend Kenny Hetzel who hates me right now. Kenny, if you can read this I want you to know I wasn't myself last night and that I am very sorry about what I did.
I just want to appologize to those I offended, most notably my best friend Kenny Hetzel who hates me right now. Kenny, if you can read this I want you to know I wasn't myself last night and that I am very sorry about what I did.