Well they all act like morons...... & basically i just wanna fit in..... ya heard.
It's clear that bush is a waste of half-human flesh and bone. Who shits on people.
Kerry. an oblivious follower who wants his 15 minutes ...and 15 million. He had my vote and then he ate Bush's shit, and that was disturbing as well as disappointing.
Nader is my man but because this nation is made up of Chicken-shits who wont research their vote before making it.... not enough people will "waste their vote on him"
(oops....
well hopefully that was offensive to you)
conclusion?
fear not my fellow fuckas!! I HAVE THE SOLUTION!
when you go to make your vote in November, you will see the list of candidates next to their worthless check boxes... pretend this list does not exist.
----------->Instead, scan the ballot until you see the checkbox that says "Other:___________" and in that little blank right thurr i want you to print the following name:
Caty Way.
(the period at the end of my name is optional, but the name itself is required)
yes.
VOTE CATY WAY THE CLUB DRUGGIE for America's President and i will bless this wonderful nation with MOUNTAINS OF METH COVERED SMILEY FACE SUGAR COOKIES!!!!!
(sweet and intoxicating. JUST LIKE ME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!)
mmmmmm yesssssss.
also. i will make sure small children, and drunk people do not fall down wells.
and i will be very nice to old people.
as long as they dont slobber on me.
and of course ill send imported drugs to ALL of America, instead of just poor communities and suburbs. ... The drinkin age will be lowered to 12 months. (i know its harsh, but i've got to make boundaries!!)
I will withdrawal our troops and end involvement in the Iraqi war immediately after my inaugoration into office.
HOWEVER, upon removing our soldiers from Iraq, i will be replacing them with pop-stars such as Britney Spears, Christina Agulera, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jackson, R Kelly, Cassidy, and so on.... who will be sent to Iraq ONE AT A TIME to continue to fight the Middle-Eastern Armies.
(Michael Jackson will not recieve any sun-tan lotion or umbrellas while in the Middle East.)
FURTHERMORE, they will not be sent supplies, or ammunition.
Perhaps laxatives, but no water.
Distribution baby, it's all in the distribution.
Brian Gladerisi will be my vice president.
he will bless each and every one of us with lovelies as well,
not only downers and opiates, but young Galderisi has respect for the Tweakers of his country as well.... and therefor, all shall have their drug of choice.
NOT TO MENTION, Mr. Galderisi has true appreciation for the Doppler Effect.
and he knows about Koala bears. (Koala bear-knowledge impacts America because they are unlike pandas bears and they live in trees, and ....::insert leginimate reasoning here::)
Conclusively, vote fo me.
mainly becuz i said so, but also because if we as a nation are going to humiliate ourselves infront of 2nd-world and 3rd-world countries, we might as well be fucked up and open-minded while we do it.
Thank You America.
and remember, Always behold the power of freedom. Smoke crack, and by all means, worship satan.
I love you like an Olive Garden Breadstick.
so vote for the Club Druggin Caty Wizay and the BRIAN GALDERISI! (otherwise your life will be terminated)
:)
Kerry. an oblivious follower who wants his 15 minutes ...and 15 million. He had my vote and then he ate Bush's shit, and that was disturbing as well as disappointing.
Nader is my man but because this nation is made up of Chicken-shits who wont research their vote before making it.... not enough people will "waste their vote on him"
(oops....
well hopefully that was offensive to you)
conclusion?
fear not my fellow fuckas!! I HAVE THE SOLUTION!
when you go to make your vote in November, you will see the list of candidates next to their worthless check boxes... pretend this list does not exist.
----------->Instead, scan the ballot until you see the checkbox that says "Other:___________" and in that little blank right thurr i want you to print the following name:
Caty Way.
(the period at the end of my name is optional, but the name itself is required)
yes.
VOTE CATY WAY THE CLUB DRUGGIE for America's President and i will bless this wonderful nation with MOUNTAINS OF METH COVERED SMILEY FACE SUGAR COOKIES!!!!!
(sweet and intoxicating. JUST LIKE ME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!)
mmmmmm yesssssss.
also. i will make sure small children, and drunk people do not fall down wells.
and i will be very nice to old people.
as long as they dont slobber on me.
and of course ill send imported drugs to ALL of America, instead of just poor communities and suburbs. ... The drinkin age will be lowered to 12 months. (i know its harsh, but i've got to make boundaries!!)
I will withdrawal our troops and end involvement in the Iraqi war immediately after my inaugoration into office.
HOWEVER, upon removing our soldiers from Iraq, i will be replacing them with pop-stars such as Britney Spears, Christina Agulera, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jackson, R Kelly, Cassidy, and so on.... who will be sent to Iraq ONE AT A TIME to continue to fight the Middle-Eastern Armies.
(Michael Jackson will not recieve any sun-tan lotion or umbrellas while in the Middle East.)
FURTHERMORE, they will not be sent supplies, or ammunition.
Perhaps laxatives, but no water.
Distribution baby, it's all in the distribution.
Brian Gladerisi will be my vice president.
he will bless each and every one of us with lovelies as well,
not only downers and opiates, but young Galderisi has respect for the Tweakers of his country as well.... and therefor, all shall have their drug of choice.
NOT TO MENTION, Mr. Galderisi has true appreciation for the Doppler Effect.
and he knows about Koala bears. (Koala bear-knowledge impacts America because they are unlike pandas bears and they live in trees, and ....::insert leginimate reasoning here::)
Conclusively, vote fo me.
mainly becuz i said so, but also because if we as a nation are going to humiliate ourselves infront of 2nd-world and 3rd-world countries, we might as well be fucked up and open-minded while we do it.
Thank You America.
and remember, Always behold the power of freedom. Smoke crack, and by all means, worship satan.
I love you like an Olive Garden Breadstick.
so vote for the Club Druggin Caty Wizay and the BRIAN GALDERISI! (otherwise your life will be terminated)
:)