Apr 10, 2004 14:46
------------ok so im sure you New York kiddies remember the last time i drank Bicardi 151 at phil's house.
with the red whine.
and my stepfather's car getting parked in the wrong driveway and boxing with brian galderisi and his rabbhit furr coat and wut not.--------
well yesterday, i was off to the darkroom to develop some pics .... and it occurred to me that it's good friday (fuckin half-ass holiday bullshit) and the darkroom is closed until monday because they need an excuse to pretend they're religious
SO
im driving. im in my comfy pillow pants. got my kand*E bling blingin. the sun's out. DJ Venom is my god. i want some fucking INTOXICATION.
hence.
3 hours later i was chuggin 18 year old bicardi 151 with the chayson, mr. bean, jizzy-o-anizzle, fisher, and some hoes.....
(if you've never had 18 year old 151, consider yourself blessed.)
THE BURN WAS FIRE AND DEATH ERODING YOUR ESOPHEGUS WHILE YOU TRIED TO SWALLOW IT
the look on everyone's face while they were sippin was hilarious, it looked like an atomic bomb was unleashing itself in our mouths
them kiddies are never less than entertaining- a good time if i do say so myself.... and i just did.
by the time i got home i was buzzin- which was impressive but then again that shit was fowl.
.....drank my 6pac of Rollin Rock, (good lil horsey) listened to ma new straight bangin cd and stared at my liquid hands until like 6 this morning.
i have this wierd shit goin on with my eyes lately- everything has soft neutral type colors. its not that noticeable its just wierd...and hard to explain.... nothing seems neon-like.... even my kand*E is like, soft-toned.......
could be eccessive black light lovin.
FUGGIT.
if you do nothing with your pointless life today, go to subway. and get the greasiest shit on the menu, so yo ass can pimp it like moi
foot long Chicken Pizziola with ranch dressing and extra cheese.
no veggies.
bag of doritos and a mountain dew.
SHIT IS GOD the morning after alcohol.
IM A MONSTER I WILL EAT YOUR TOWN!!!! FEED ME YOUR CHILDREN MUUUAHAHAHAHA.
yummy.