epic meme
First, write down the names of twelve Lost characters, in any order. Can be a character from any season, major or minor, living or dead. Then read and answer the questions.. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Stole from this post at ontd_lost
1. Ben
2. Sawyer
3. Jack
4. Kate
5. Ilana
6. Claire
7. Locke
8. Boone
9. Jacob
10. Desmond
11. Charlie
12. Sayid
a)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not really lol
b)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be interesting, especially since Boone is dead and Sayid is an asian of massive PWNAGE.
c)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Aha, Clawyer. I dunno really, it'd be cool to find out though ;D
d)Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ilana/Jacob seems kinda perverted... but ILANA/DESMOND OMFG YES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT
e)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
LOL Sawyer/Sayid/Locke. He'd probably be like "lol can i join guiz?"
f)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic.
Locke/Sayid ahahaha. ermmm "The Bald Guy & The Arab" sounds appropriate.
g)What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Eleven to deflower One?
oh my... Charlie/Ben. Probably drug related :P
h)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Best question ever. "SEE YOU IN ANOTHER LIFE BROTHAAAAAAAA!!!"
i)What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Absolutely no idea :P but Sawyer/Desmond would be fucking HOT.
j)What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Well it was peanut butter but now she's all crazy i think it's probably Locke.
k)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Charlie/Jacob... Hmm they're both kinda dead.
l)If Three and Seven get together, who's on top?
They wouldn't even get that far. They'd probably get as far as being naked and then start debating about how to shag. Locke would be like "I'm a man of faith, I have faith that my dick will be pleasing to your ass" and Jack would be like "I'M A MAN OF SCIENCE AND I SAY THAT IT WILL NOT BE AND I WILL END UP CRYING JEARS COS THATS HOW I ROLL."
m)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
Ok so starts with Ben/Jacob, aww bless. Then Jacob goes off with Kate... Ben shags Charlie and then has an affair with Sayid. Follows the advice of Ilana and then falls in love with Jack. Well I would simply name it NONONONOWRONGINCORRECT BEN/ILANA ALL THE WAY JACK CAN JUST GO DIE :)
n)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hmm, Locke/Boone. I think it kinda was for a while ;P
Stole from this post at ontd_lost
1. Ben
2. Sawyer
3. Jack
4. Kate
5. Ilana
6. Claire
7. Locke
8. Boone
9. Jacob
10. Desmond
11. Charlie
12. Sayid
a)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Not really lol
b)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be interesting, especially since Boone is dead and Sayid is an asian of massive PWNAGE.
c)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Aha, Clawyer. I dunno really, it'd be cool to find out though ;D
d)Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ilana/Jacob seems kinda perverted... but ILANA/DESMOND OMFG YES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT
e)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
LOL Sawyer/Sayid/Locke. He'd probably be like "lol can i join guiz?"
f)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic.
Locke/Sayid ahahaha. ermmm "The Bald Guy & The Arab" sounds appropriate.
g)What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Eleven to deflower One?
oh my... Charlie/Ben. Probably drug related :P
h)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Best question ever. "SEE YOU IN ANOTHER LIFE BROTHAAAAAAAA!!!"
i)What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Absolutely no idea :P but Sawyer/Desmond would be fucking HOT.
j)What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Well it was peanut butter but now she's all crazy i think it's probably Locke.
k)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Charlie/Jacob... Hmm they're both kinda dead.
l)If Three and Seven get together, who's on top?
They wouldn't even get that far. They'd probably get as far as being naked and then start debating about how to shag. Locke would be like "I'm a man of faith, I have faith that my dick will be pleasing to your ass" and Jack would be like "I'M A MAN OF SCIENCE AND I SAY THAT IT WILL NOT BE AND I WILL END UP CRYING JEARS COS THATS HOW I ROLL."
m)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
Ok so starts with Ben/Jacob, aww bless. Then Jacob goes off with Kate... Ben shags Charlie and then has an affair with Sayid. Follows the advice of Ilana and then falls in love with Jack. Well I would simply name it NONONONOWRONGINCORRECT BEN/ILANA ALL THE WAY JACK CAN JUST GO DIE :)
n)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hmm, Locke/Boone. I think it kinda was for a while ;P