like a burning butterscotch tire is how it smelled
bizzy the lizzy
dude wait
you are right dude
about gastric bypass apparently not affecting your shit
although I had a hard time find any definitive report
because some people were like
IT'S FUCKING GREASY NOW
arafat kazi
man goddammit
bizzy the lizzy
but most people were like I ONLY SHIT 2 OR 3 TIMES A DAY
er every few days
arafat kazi
i was looking forward to shittin' out some oil
bizzy the lizzy
IT'S FUCKIN GREASY NOW
arafat kazi
hahaha oh god dude can i tell you something if you promise not to judge me
bizzy the lizzy
yes
arafat kazi
no the grease is if you cut down on red meat, it's happening to me now too, i had a non-greasy shit today for the first time and i also had red meat for the first time in months
ok so anyway
back in the day there was this pill called xynecal
or something
that would stop your stomach from processing the fat
arafat kazi
so you'd shit out the oil
bizzy the lizzy
right I remember this
arafat kazi
i would have the stinkiest shits with little pools of pure stinking oil
on top
sometimes i would accidentally fart a spurt of oil
like it was disgusting
because what happened was
oil being lighter than water
the oil would just float to the top
sometimes it would be like petrol in a puddle
sometimes it would be a thin biofilm
bizzy the lizzy
hahahaha allah
arafat kazi
so what i used to do
was that once i lit my cigarette
i would drop the match RIGHT ON THE OIL
bizzy the lizzy
ew ew ew ew ew ew this is going to be SO NASTY
arafat kazi
and watch it fizzle
\bizzy the lizzy
hahaha
ahhahahaha
arafat kazi
i don't know why i enjoyed it so much
hahahahahahaha
god dude
this goes on livejournal unfrotunately
bizzy the lizzy
ahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahaa I am lolling
arafat kazi
with your name erased
bizzy the lizzy
ho ho ho ho
hahhahahaah allah
god dude
that is really... bizarre
arafat kazi
i swear to you i never spoke of this to anybody in my life until now
bizzy the lizzy
hahhahahaa what a baroque perversion
hahahahahaha
dude I am lolling so hard
hahahaha that I just started coughing on my own laugh
my eyes are watering
thinking about you setting alight your shit oil
like you were on the decks of the mighty pequod
harvesting the oil of the spermacetti
dude wait
you are right dude
about gastric bypass apparently not affecting your shit
although I had a hard time find any definitive report
because some people were like
IT'S FUCKING GREASY NOW
arafat kazi
man goddammit
bizzy the lizzy
but most people were like I ONLY SHIT 2 OR 3 TIMES A DAY
er every few days
arafat kazi
i was looking forward to shittin' out some oil
bizzy the lizzy
IT'S FUCKIN GREASY NOW
arafat kazi
hahaha oh god dude can i tell you something if you promise not to judge me
bizzy the lizzy
yes
arafat kazi
no the grease is if you cut down on red meat, it's happening to me now too, i had a non-greasy shit today for the first time and i also had red meat for the first time in months
ok so anyway
back in the day there was this pill called xynecal
or something
that would stop your stomach from processing the fat
arafat kazi
so you'd shit out the oil
bizzy the lizzy
right I remember this
arafat kazi
i would have the stinkiest shits with little pools of pure stinking oil
on top
sometimes i would accidentally fart a spurt of oil
like it was disgusting
because what happened was
oil being lighter than water
the oil would just float to the top
sometimes it would be like petrol in a puddle
sometimes it would be a thin biofilm
bizzy the lizzy
hahahaha allah
arafat kazi
so what i used to do
was that once i lit my cigarette
i would drop the match RIGHT ON THE OIL
bizzy the lizzy
ew ew ew ew ew ew this is going to be SO NASTY
arafat kazi
and watch it fizzle
\bizzy the lizzy
hahaha
ahhahahaha
arafat kazi
i don't know why i enjoyed it so much
hahahahahahaha
god dude
this goes on livejournal unfrotunately
bizzy the lizzy
ahhahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahaa I am lolling
arafat kazi
with your name erased
bizzy the lizzy
ho ho ho ho
hahhahahaah allah
god dude
that is really... bizarre
arafat kazi
i swear to you i never spoke of this to anybody in my life until now
bizzy the lizzy
hahhahahaa what a baroque perversion
hahahahahaha
dude I am lolling so hard
hahahaha that I just started coughing on my own laugh
my eyes are watering
thinking about you setting alight your shit oil
like you were on the decks of the mighty pequod
harvesting the oil of the spermacetti