Snow day=)
Okay, here's a joke I found.. it's fucking hilarious to me. (Maybe cause i' so bored)
`A little Italian boy goes to his mother 5 days before christmas and says "Mom, I want a XBOX for Christmas." and his mother says: "Well, If you want an XBOX for Christmas then you have to write a letter to baby Jesus." so the boy goes up to his room and takes a note pad and writes: "Dear Baby Jesus, If you bring me a XBOX then I will be good for 1 whole year..." "no no no no, i cannot be good for 1 whole year..." So he tears up the paper and and writes: "Dear Baby Jesus, If you bring me a XBOX then I will be good for 6 months..." "no no no no, I cannot be good for 6 months..." So he tears up the paper and looks at the statue of the Virgin Mary, he takes it, and puts it in his closet, locksthe closet and begins to write: "Dear Baby Jesus, If you ever want to see your mother again, you'll get me a XBOX for Christmas!"
LMAO!
`A little Italian boy goes to his mother 5 days before christmas and says "Mom, I want a XBOX for Christmas." and his mother says: "Well, If you want an XBOX for Christmas then you have to write a letter to baby Jesus." so the boy goes up to his room and takes a note pad and writes: "Dear Baby Jesus, If you bring me a XBOX then I will be good for 1 whole year..." "no no no no, i cannot be good for 1 whole year..." So he tears up the paper and and writes: "Dear Baby Jesus, If you bring me a XBOX then I will be good for 6 months..." "no no no no, I cannot be good for 6 months..." So he tears up the paper and looks at the statue of the Virgin Mary, he takes it, and puts it in his closet, locksthe closet and begins to write: "Dear Baby Jesus, If you ever want to see your mother again, you'll get me a XBOX for Christmas!"
LMAO!