I recently saw this ad on T.V (sorry for the poor quality video, it was all I could find):
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Really Secret Clinical Strength? Doesn't take a lot? Huh! 'Cause I would have thought it would take a lot to ruin your wedding night!
"Oh darling I'm so happy!"
"Me too... wait... what's that I smell in your armpit?"
"Uh.. well we've been really busy all day..."
"UGH!! This is awful! I can't consummate our marriage if you smell human! I wanted to marry a dewy meadow! In fact, the marriage is off! We'll get an annulment tomorrow."
I don't know about you, but I just can't see this happening.