[Musical Composition; Measure 4]

[liquid_topaz]

My piano has sustained damages that have yet to be repaired. The higher scale does not seem to work due to singed strings and the cushion is rather uncomfortable on the whole at the moment. It is unhelpful, especially when one is used to playing to relax for a few hours each day. Hm

Comments

[nicotine_patch]

Could do a battle of the fucking sexes, couldn't you?

We have enough euro to replace, uhmmm. The cushion. Maybe.

[liquid_topaz]

We're competitive, not sexist.

Don't bother. Replace your pants instead.

[nicotine_patch]

What! Guys VS Chicks isn't sexist. You're just scared they'll kick your asses, ain't you.

They're still wearable.

[liquid_topaz]

Hardly. Jasper and I could take them.

You really need more than one. Lack of pants will not be used as an excuse to not wear them if you do not attempt to replace them first.

[nicotine_patch]

Jasper could take ANYONE!

I have more than one! I have. ...Three.

[liquid_topaz]

Except Alice. But there. We seem to have been put on the same team.

How many of them are wearable?

[nicotine_patch]

So its you and Jasper VS Alice and Emmett, and Rosalie will probably go with Emmett, which means you probably get Carlise!

All of them. I mean, so long as they don't fall off while I'm walking, I consider them wearable.

[liquid_topaz]

Most likely, yes.

And how often has that happened?

[nicotine_patch]

COOL. Mrs C's the ref?

...Once or twice.

[liquid_topaz]

Yes. Most of the time.

News pants, Badou. New pants.

[nicotine_patch]

Whats her, like, super special power? Its not the baking skills, is it? I mean, mind reader, empath, baker. It doesn't really fit.

After our next couple jobs, maybe.

[liquid_topaz]

She has the ability to love unconditionally.

Let us help. Alice would love to take the two of you shopping.

[nicotine_patch]

Liar. She's the mama bat, thats implicit. What is it REALLY?

...Rosalie said something about... barbie dolls and Alice and.. I wasn't really paying attention but I get that OMINOUS sort of fucking feeling you know, like your eyeballs are itchy on the insides.

[liquid_topaz]

Ah, it. It really is her most special ability.

Yes, well. Alice is excitable and Rosalie enjoys riling her up.

[nicotine_patch]

I don't get it.

No no. With.. me in reference to the barbie. Hmm. I should've been paying attention.

[liquid_topaz]

Not all of our abilities are so ... tangible. They're more a reflection of those qualities that we had strongest in our former life. Intuition for myself. Charisma for Jasper.

Exactly.