[Musical Composition; Measure 3]

[liquid_topaz]

Ah. We returned to Forks last Wednesday because ... hm. Bella is too accident-prone to leave by herself for quite too long. Which is just as well as I returned to her in stitches and I'm faintly surprised it was that mild at all

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[feelingthirsty]

Why do I owe you this trip, Edward?

[liquid_topaz]

Trips, actually. It was an unspoken agreement. And spoken too, if I recall correctly.

I see you've found more pictures of yourself.

[feelingthirsty]

I thought there was a rodeo involved in that agreement.

I have.

[liquid_topaz]

You are mistaken, as usual.

About time.

[feelingthirsty]

I don't think so, dear brother.

Not all of us are as photogenic as you.

[liquid_topaz]

I'm quite certain. I have an excellent memory, you see.

The vast majority of the human population seems to disagree with you.

[feelingthirsty]

But faulty nonetheless.

Tragic.

[liquid_topaz]

Hardly at all. When are we going?

You do seem terribly stricken.

[feelingthirsty]

When I get you on a horse.

Speechless.

[liquid_topaz]

How about I help you get Badou on horseback and you repay me by attending three separate auto shows?

That will never happen again.

[feelingthirsty]

You're missing the critical point, which is that you must get on the horse.

You think I'm loud?

[liquid_topaz]

Horses do not take to me, I'm afraid.

Depending.

[feelingthirsty]

I would like to see this for myself.

On?

[liquid_topaz]

You'll have to take my word for it.

What you're doing and who you're doing it with.

[feelingthirsty]

And if I don't believe you?

Does it.

[liquid_topaz]

I'll spray paint your minivan.

Quite.