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May 09, 2006 17:17

so a little kid almost outed my tattoo today!

it all took place at this enchanted place i like to call "work"...it was at the end of the day and i had just finished the most unholy of all unholy chores, sweeping. Once i had swept all the crap together into one pile, i bent down to pick it up with the dustpan and brush and this little horrible snotty faced toddler came over and put his hand down my top and pulled down..luckily for me i was born with reflexes like a cat and i quickly grabbed my breasts before they were exposed by this little monster...

and to think this past week i have been really clucky and thinking "maybe i will have kids, they're just so adorable" ... NOPE!! this incident has certainly cured me of that!!
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