I <3 Jon Stewart
Canadian Terrorists.... According to TV
"The police in Canada busted a group of terrorists. The group was led by Canadian mastermind Gordy bin Laden" - David Letterman
"You hate Canada? That's like saying you hate toast. It's not the kind of thing that inspires passion in either direction. I understand being mad at America. But Canada opposed the war in Iraq. You're mad because you want them to withdraw troops from Afghanistan? That's so two jihads ago" - Jon Stewart
"The police in Canada busted a group of terrorists. The group was led by Canadian mastermind Gordy bin Laden" - David Letterman
"You hate Canada? That's like saying you hate toast. It's not the kind of thing that inspires passion in either direction. I understand being mad at America. But Canada opposed the war in Iraq. You're mad because you want them to withdraw troops from Afghanistan? That's so two jihads ago" - Jon Stewart