Sad Chicken, Sad Earwigs, Sad Brian
Subway's new Parmesan Chicken sub? Not so good really. Something about breaded chicken strips being cooked, frozen, thawed and then microwaved has a pretty noticeable effect on the taste. Disappointing really.
My mood is not improved when I kill 3 big, juicy earwigs in the first five mintues I'm home. Time for some more Dehydrated Death Dust (tm) that supposedly kills within 24 hours of contact. Or was it 48? Otherwise, it had better start dealing death 'cause I'm not living in an infestation all winter. Death becomes you little wiggy, I piss on your grave (the toilet). On a more pleasing note, the cable bill isn't as expensive as I thought it would be. Huzzah!
Does the word "Huzzah!" annoy anyone else? I always prefer "hurray!". As in "hip hip hurray!" instead of "hip hip huzzah!". That first started annoying me when I heard it in Pirates of the Carribean. Er ahh... Yeah. It sounds pretentious to me. Or something a snobby, uppity type would say. Or the British. Hmmm...
My mood is not improved when I kill 3 big, juicy earwigs in the first five mintues I'm home. Time for some more Dehydrated Death Dust (tm) that supposedly kills within 24 hours of contact. Or was it 48? Otherwise, it had better start dealing death 'cause I'm not living in an infestation all winter. Death becomes you little wiggy, I piss on your grave (the toilet). On a more pleasing note, the cable bill isn't as expensive as I thought it would be. Huzzah!
Does the word "Huzzah!" annoy anyone else? I always prefer "hurray!". As in "hip hip hurray!" instead of "hip hip huzzah!". That first started annoying me when I heard it in Pirates of the Carribean. Er ahh... Yeah. It sounds pretentious to me. Or something a snobby, uppity type would say. Or the British. Hmmm...