Crispy fried or special blend?
I laid in the tanning bed for the first time in ....ever. I have never set skin inside one of those horrible creatures of doom, until now. I laid Tues for a handfulla minutes amounting to nothing thinking I would burn so I had better not lay long. Well so today since Tues did nada at all I decided to lay again. 8 minutes. 8!!!!!! I am so red I look like a roasted pepper. From my chest to my crotch its bad,lol. My upper thighs got a bit, front and back.
The part that got the brunt of the heat was my butt. My crack is so red it is sizzling, even now as I type this I feel my butt flesh sizzling like a steak on the grill.
This is not at all what I had in mind when I set out to gradually get smidgens of tan in small increments before I go to the beach. Not at all what I had in mind.
A lesson learned though. The heat felt wonderful on my back which I guess can be the only positive that came out of the whole debacle.
OOP! Ace of cakes is on and I see fondant horsies getting created, must go rewind!
The part that got the brunt of the heat was my butt. My crack is so red it is sizzling, even now as I type this I feel my butt flesh sizzling like a steak on the grill.
This is not at all what I had in mind when I set out to gradually get smidgens of tan in small increments before I go to the beach. Not at all what I had in mind.
A lesson learned though. The heat felt wonderful on my back which I guess can be the only positive that came out of the whole debacle.
OOP! Ace of cakes is on and I see fondant horsies getting created, must go rewind!