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[lipton_iced_t]

dear everyone,
if anyone ever goes into building automobiles
please make the car's bumpers out of chocolate
it would make life so much better
cuz now, if any of us ever got into an accident
it would be "OHH ****, I JUST RUINED MY BUMPER"
but if the car's bumpers were made of chocolate
and you got into an accident
it would be more like "mmmmm accident, now i can finally eat my chocolate"