WE AIN'T TALKIN BOUT A SCHOOL, WE TALKIN BOUT RECESS
so my roommate's friend, who goes to state, just called to report on how well he did on his french presentation
the project was supposed to be 8 minutes of memorized french speech
and the report was supposed to be written over the course of the semester
mind you, this was the final project for the semester, a large chunk of your final grade.
so, how did he do?
well, he waited until 4 hours before class started to start writing up the speech
and then
when he got to class, his presentation was only 3 minutes.
and.
he read the entire thing.
mind you, what would you expect this to garner in terms of a grade?
a 30%? complete failure?
no. a 96%. congratulations, i don't know why msu is a school?
OR IS IT?
WE AIN'T TALKIN BOUT A SCHOOL, WE TALKIN' BOUT RECESS
a place where children can collaborate and play games and get their excercise
a place where they can meet new friends and learn to communicate with others
a place where their athletes are taught to smoke weed (jeff smoker), get AIDS (magic johnson) and shoot themselves in the leg (plaxico burress)
i thought LS&Play could be made fun of, but apparently not
why don't we change their name to MSCC, michigan state community college, because i understand that macomb is just as difficult
i suppose i should be easy on our little brother; apparently he got stuck in developmental kindergarten and was taught that everyone is a winner.
how can i sit here and do my work when i can just as easily go to east lansing, NOT do any work, and get much better grades.
even in the blowoff classes that i take, i cannot get a solid A in the class.
why is little brother momma's little boy? why do we get expected to do the hard work and provide for the whole family?
dear michigan state,
i have a secret
i can count ALLLLLLLLLLLLL the way up to schfifty five.
the project was supposed to be 8 minutes of memorized french speech
and the report was supposed to be written over the course of the semester
mind you, this was the final project for the semester, a large chunk of your final grade.
so, how did he do?
well, he waited until 4 hours before class started to start writing up the speech
and then
when he got to class, his presentation was only 3 minutes.
and.
he read the entire thing.
mind you, what would you expect this to garner in terms of a grade?
a 30%? complete failure?
no. a 96%. congratulations, i don't know why msu is a school?
OR IS IT?
WE AIN'T TALKIN BOUT A SCHOOL, WE TALKIN' BOUT RECESS
a place where children can collaborate and play games and get their excercise
a place where they can meet new friends and learn to communicate with others
a place where their athletes are taught to smoke weed (jeff smoker), get AIDS (magic johnson) and shoot themselves in the leg (plaxico burress)
i thought LS&Play could be made fun of, but apparently not
why don't we change their name to MSCC, michigan state community college, because i understand that macomb is just as difficult
i suppose i should be easy on our little brother; apparently he got stuck in developmental kindergarten and was taught that everyone is a winner.
how can i sit here and do my work when i can just as easily go to east lansing, NOT do any work, and get much better grades.
even in the blowoff classes that i take, i cannot get a solid A in the class.
why is little brother momma's little boy? why do we get expected to do the hard work and provide for the whole family?
dear michigan state,
i have a secret
i can count ALLLLLLLLLLLLL the way up to schfifty five.