let's play 20(ish) questions
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
any one of the bastards at fox who canceled futurama
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
metallica.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
thats hard to narrow down - pretty much everyone
4. What is your favorite cheese?
brie
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
Whats is on it?
chicken club with bacon, no mayo no onions, on toasted sourdough
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
crispin glover
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
stiv bators circa 1976
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
save it for tattoos
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
rio de janeiro
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
brazillian equivalent of 7-11
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
jim beam
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
356 million b.c.e. - eat a stegasarous steak.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
death by firing squad for anyone who sings along loudly to sublime when they've been drinking.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
i would'nt do anything cool or original - i'd have a reality show with my name so i'd have an excuse to do stupid things i could'nt get away with in real life. plus i'd have a pet giraffe and tony danza would be my sidekick.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck. i dont care how over used it is, it's still a good word.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do
shrug, roll over, go back to sleep.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
that's easy - my purse - its got my ipod, cell phone, and flask.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
try to kill death
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
jedi
20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
i'm a jedi i'll live where i want.
21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
what a stupid question jedis can go wherever they want
22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
erika's house
23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
napoleon bonaparte.
24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
my great grandmother
25. What's your theme song?
andrew wk - we want fun
any one of the bastards at fox who canceled futurama
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
metallica.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
thats hard to narrow down - pretty much everyone
4. What is your favorite cheese?
brie
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
Whats is on it?
chicken club with bacon, no mayo no onions, on toasted sourdough
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
crispin glover
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
stiv bators circa 1976
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
save it for tattoos
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
rio de janeiro
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
brazillian equivalent of 7-11
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
jim beam
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
356 million b.c.e. - eat a stegasarous steak.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
death by firing squad for anyone who sings along loudly to sublime when they've been drinking.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
i would'nt do anything cool or original - i'd have a reality show with my name so i'd have an excuse to do stupid things i could'nt get away with in real life. plus i'd have a pet giraffe and tony danza would be my sidekick.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck. i dont care how over used it is, it's still a good word.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do
shrug, roll over, go back to sleep.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
that's easy - my purse - its got my ipod, cell phone, and flask.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
try to kill death
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
jedi
20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
i'm a jedi i'll live where i want.
21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
what a stupid question jedis can go wherever they want
22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
erika's house
23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
napoleon bonaparte.
24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
my great grandmother
25. What's your theme song?
andrew wk - we want fun