"I'll Beat Up Any Snow Fag Here"
this weekend me and kyle went skiing with his family. best weekend ever.
first we drove for like a finity hours up there and my car spun out on this middle of nowhere ass road. it was fucking scary, but kyle thought it was fun. i'm 68% sure he only thought that because it scared me.
he likes it when i get hurt or scared becuase he's a bad person.
but he bought me candy, so it's ok.
then we went skiing but i didnt remember how to ski at first and fell on my face like 12 times becuase i suck at life. but then i remembered how and it was fun.
there was a blizzard and me and kyle adn torreybob stayed in the house the whole day with ryleebob. she's kyle's niece, 18 months old, thinks every guy she sees on tv is "dad" or "kyle", and is about 30 times better than you.
fuck snow. seriously i hate that shit. every time you want to go somewhere you have to unbury your car and snow gets all in your shoes and your cheeks and nose get all red so you look all down syndrome kid-ish. i'm not coordinated enough to sucussfully hit people with snowballs, and plus its the grossest thing in the world when it's dirty.
the only thing i lik about it is that kyle can pee his name in it. he's so talented...
first we drove for like a finity hours up there and my car spun out on this middle of nowhere ass road. it was fucking scary, but kyle thought it was fun. i'm 68% sure he only thought that because it scared me.
he likes it when i get hurt or scared becuase he's a bad person.
but he bought me candy, so it's ok.
then we went skiing but i didnt remember how to ski at first and fell on my face like 12 times becuase i suck at life. but then i remembered how and it was fun.
there was a blizzard and me and kyle adn torreybob stayed in the house the whole day with ryleebob. she's kyle's niece, 18 months old, thinks every guy she sees on tv is "dad" or "kyle", and is about 30 times better than you.
fuck snow. seriously i hate that shit. every time you want to go somewhere you have to unbury your car and snow gets all in your shoes and your cheeks and nose get all red so you look all down syndrome kid-ish. i'm not coordinated enough to sucussfully hit people with snowballs, and plus its the grossest thing in the world when it's dirty.
the only thing i lik about it is that kyle can pee his name in it. he's so talented...