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my parents drove down to the boonies to help move me out of my dorm this afternoon. so after hauling all of my shit from the third floor, packin it up, and saying a long-awaited "adios" to my campus, we went out to dinner.
in the spirit of cinco de mayo and i guess for surviving my first year of college?? we ordered a pitcher of margaritas but after about two glasses i suddenly realized that i hadn't eaten anything since about 11 am. it was 7:30. whoops!
it came out of nowhere, i swear! blah blah blah by the time i realized what was what i was loooooosey goosey. hey, considering the fact that i was (and still am) running on 2 hours of sleep, i kept my cool. it was really hilarious though..my mom kept pointing out the reactions of the enthusiastic frat guys who realized that the restaurant didn't card and my dad had a phone conversation with my brother that went something like:
william (from home): ok don't call me fat but where are the oreos?
dad: you ate all of them william...about 2 days ago
william: you're lying!
dad: no, i distinctly remember you making a stack of 5 cookies and dropping them into a glass of milk. this happened more than once....a lot more than once.
HAAAHAHHAHHHA
i have no idea where this post is going or what the actual point of writing is was but still, i was completely smashed! in a restaurant! with my parents! hilarious! and terrible! but awesome!!
hillersome? hillaribum!
i almost peed in my pants so i ran into a random hotel and the lady let me into their "gym" to use the bathroom. as i was peeing, i not only forget where i was but i also realized that it was officially summer. hooray! i guess, then, that the point of this post is freeeeeeedom.
in the spirit of cinco de mayo and i guess for surviving my first year of college?? we ordered a pitcher of margaritas but after about two glasses i suddenly realized that i hadn't eaten anything since about 11 am. it was 7:30. whoops!
it came out of nowhere, i swear! blah blah blah by the time i realized what was what i was loooooosey goosey. hey, considering the fact that i was (and still am) running on 2 hours of sleep, i kept my cool. it was really hilarious though..my mom kept pointing out the reactions of the enthusiastic frat guys who realized that the restaurant didn't card and my dad had a phone conversation with my brother that went something like:
william (from home): ok don't call me fat but where are the oreos?
dad: you ate all of them william...about 2 days ago
william: you're lying!
dad: no, i distinctly remember you making a stack of 5 cookies and dropping them into a glass of milk. this happened more than once....a lot more than once.
HAAAHAHHAHHHA
i have no idea where this post is going or what the actual point of writing is was but still, i was completely smashed! in a restaurant! with my parents! hilarious! and terrible! but awesome!!
hillersome? hillaribum!
i almost peed in my pants so i ran into a random hotel and the lady let me into their "gym" to use the bathroom. as i was peeing, i not only forget where i was but i also realized that it was officially summer. hooray! i guess, then, that the point of this post is freeeeeeedom.