Kel sent me a link to this story of
"obeasts" and they say 22,000 Pounds is not enough to live of off. I beg to differ, the human body can live off of it's own fat for awhile. These people are ridiculous.
While reading this story, after every line pantomime eating a Mcrib, cuz it's back, and make the sounds associated with doing so. You'll appreciate life that much more.