HE MAKES OUT WITH FRUIT..
HE SAYS: So there I was...the mood is right and a
romantic song comes on. I pick up a watermelon and I mutter, "Kiss me, you beautiful bastard." Rejected, can you believe it? I need to work on my fruit game, I guess. Of all the fruits, though,
watermelon would be the one to play hard to get.
I SAY: Nah dude, the watermelon is just playing hard to get. hahaha
I'm a dork.. GOODNIGHT
romantic song comes on. I pick up a watermelon and I mutter, "Kiss me, you beautiful bastard." Rejected, can you believe it? I need to work on my fruit game, I guess. Of all the fruits, though,
watermelon would be the one to play hard to get.
I SAY: Nah dude, the watermelon is just playing hard to get. hahaha
I'm a dork.. GOODNIGHT