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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lesbians!

1. Lesbians are incapable of sleep.
2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of lesbians.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than lesbians.
4. Lesbians can clean their ears with their tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
5. Reindeer like to eat lesbians!
6. In 1982 Time Magazine named lesbians its 'Man of the Year'.
7. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same lesbians.
8. If you lace lesbians from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
9. Lesbians are picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
10. Lesbians can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.