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[lionpassant]

If Peter were in my situation right now, he’d probably have this all sorted. I don’t. I'm not Peter.

I don’t know where I am right now. But I know one thing and it’s that this place is not Narnia. Far from it.

Answers. Answers would be good.

I have to sort this out myself.

First. Where am I?

Comments

[anti_bereznoff]

...ummmmm. You're...

[anti_bereznoff]

NOT HOME.

[anti_bereznoff]

Am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right am I right ?

[lionpassant]

..Ah.

Yes. You are right. And also, very, very off.

Has that come to your attention before? Are you well? Perhaps, you've been affected by a curse?

[anti_bereznoff]

...not well... is... Daddy looking feeble? Strained? Sick? It could be... that Daddy's great perfection has strained his weak body... too much beauty, charm, courage, wit and modesty for one person to carry... feeling... faint...

[lionpassant]

...

Uh. Sir. Are you queer?

[anti_bereznoff]

Ummm... I'm not really sure...

Can I ask Mother?

[lionpassant]

--I'm sorry?

[anti_bereznoff]

I said, "Can I pretty pretty please with a cherry on top and maybe some marzipan ask Mother if I'm queer"?

[lionpassant]

Ah.

Feel free?

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[anti_bereznoff]

[anti_bereznoff]

[anti_bereznoff]

At the end of the day, please excuse our behaviour.

While it's all unpleasant for the people coming in, it's always nice for us to see someone new. In that sense, you've made us all very happy just by being around.

Welcome to the City.

[lionpassant]

Oh. It's nothing really.

Thank you for welcoming me. It is a definite pleasure. I am Edmund. Edmund Pevensie. And you are?

[anti_bereznoff]

Didn't you read the little bit about the brave, beautiful prince?

[anti_bereznoff]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO WHAT DADDY TELLS YOU!