HOLY CRAP
I've been off chocolate for years. Every now and again I get a craving, it's usually easily satisfied.
Anyway, today I am hormonal as hell. I don't want chocolate, I NEED it.
NEED.
So I'm surfing the local chocolatier, Sees.com in case you wanna look. And I see "assorted chocolates" so I go and start building a box, just as a way to compile a list of chocolates that I like. It ending up being two boxes since you can only add 10 flavors to a box. Anyway, I told John of my desire for chocolate and said "theres a Sees right up the street!" My man can take a hint, and asked for a list =)
So I showed him, and said "now don't pay attention to this and that (the box size, etc) cause this is the only way I could make a list" He said, ok. I want to add that I pointed this out TWICE. He went off to do some other things.
After a very long long while, he came back. "Perhaps I should remember not to go to chocolate stores on Valentines Day!' And he walks in with this GINORMOUS bag, which contains a .... FIVE POUND box of chocolates, but wait, theres more! And a 1 pound box of chocolates... Yes. He walked into Sees, and handed them the list.
I was shocked into tears. YES TEARS. I was expecting a wee bag of a few chocolates that he picked from the list... I'm all, DUDE, you HAVE to start listening to the words that are coming out of my mouth! LOL
So here I am surrounded by over 6 pounds of chocolate.
You do know I'm hypoglycemic. Right?
PS: he also brought me the most adorable pink lion! He giggles and purrs, and meows! Smooch wants to kill him, and Mojo wants to steal him. But he is MINE!
John I fucking love you dammit!!!
Anyway, today I am hormonal as hell. I don't want chocolate, I NEED it.
NEED.
So I'm surfing the local chocolatier, Sees.com in case you wanna look. And I see "assorted chocolates" so I go and start building a box, just as a way to compile a list of chocolates that I like. It ending up being two boxes since you can only add 10 flavors to a box. Anyway, I told John of my desire for chocolate and said "theres a Sees right up the street!" My man can take a hint, and asked for a list =)
So I showed him, and said "now don't pay attention to this and that (the box size, etc) cause this is the only way I could make a list" He said, ok. I want to add that I pointed this out TWICE. He went off to do some other things.
After a very long long while, he came back. "Perhaps I should remember not to go to chocolate stores on Valentines Day!' And he walks in with this GINORMOUS bag, which contains a .... FIVE POUND box of chocolates, but wait, theres more! And a 1 pound box of chocolates... Yes. He walked into Sees, and handed them the list.
I was shocked into tears. YES TEARS. I was expecting a wee bag of a few chocolates that he picked from the list... I'm all, DUDE, you HAVE to start listening to the words that are coming out of my mouth! LOL
So here I am surrounded by over 6 pounds of chocolate.
You do know I'm hypoglycemic. Right?
PS: he also brought me the most adorable pink lion! He giggles and purrs, and meows! Smooch wants to kill him, and Mojo wants to steal him. But he is MINE!
John I fucking love you dammit!!!