brick------house
Keeping a journal is a lot harder than writing a song, that's fo' sho. My daughter's more famous than I am, this is a travesty! Don't they know who I am?! I am Mr. Lionel - I guest starred on Felicity- Richie! He, the parlayer of romantic love songs, the reason millions of babies were made, the cure-all when your lady's not feelin' so hot to trot. This brotha's disgruntled.
Someone needs a good pimpslapping and I'm just the negro to do it. Will pimpsmack for food. That's my new motto. Hey George Lucas, think I can get a cameo in your Star Wars movie? Lionel Kenobi, Obi-Wan's smooth as chocolate fourth cousin eight times removed from the Planet Funk-A-Lot. Are you feelin' it?
Someone needs a good pimpslapping and I'm just the negro to do it. Will pimpsmack for food. That's my new motto. Hey George Lucas, think I can get a cameo in your Star Wars movie? Lionel Kenobi, Obi-Wan's smooth as chocolate fourth cousin eight times removed from the Planet Funk-A-Lot. Are you feelin' it?