ACCIDENTAL VIDEO/ AUDIO

[lionaround]

[ Have a lion cub...prowling around....]

Siiiiiiimba? Simba?

...weird.

He was just here.

...

[ ...and now have a lion cub stepping on the lens or whatever of the network video recorder.]

What's this?

[ She growls! Displeased lion cub is displeased and bats the device away, deeming it not edible and not Simba and therefore not interesting...

Comments

[lionesscouchant]

...you're another lion!

Are you friends with Simba?

[lionaround]

I'm his best friend and----

[ UTTER SILENCE....the lion cub...she freezes...where DID that voice come from...]

...where are you?

[lionesscouchant]

...are you Nala?

Oh! Look around, do you see a little...box, maybe?

[lionaround]

Oh that thing.

[ lion cub huffs! it didn't look very useful! but this is the sound of padding back to it...and batting it against the side of the fountain...oops feedback...and she leans really close to it because THAT makes sense... ]

THIS THING?

[lionesscouchant]

You don't have to yell!

[lionaround]

[ sort of sheepish silence if silence can indeed be sheepish...but she paws at it again anyway and it sounds like it's being rolled across the concrete likely! ]

Sorry.....um.....so you must be really small...are you stuck in there?

[lionesscouchant]

Oh, no, I'm not in the box.

[lionaround]

[ disgruntled growl is disgruntled! ]

...but you're talking from...it...

[ tap, tap, tap with a claw 83 ]

[lionesscouchant]

Yes, well...they're connected, somehow. I have my own box.

lmffff sorry ;sldkfds she .... ORZ lions....dslfksd 83;;;

[lionaround]

But how?

SOB 1940s

[lionesscouchant]

I'm not entirely sure, to be honest.

8| club technologically retarded united.....sobsdlfdsfj;ds i wonder if aslan can work a phone...huh

[lionaround]

[ THIS? is the sound of DISAPPOINTMENT]

Oh.

He probably can. Damned lion.

[lionesscouchant]

I'm sorry.

Um. My name is Lucy.

sob sdflsjlds 8| /asks Aslan to play Mariokart.../leaves him in the dust...../gets evicted

[lionaround]

Loo-see? That's a funny name.

Hi. Say...do you know where we are? Grumpy uncle wants me to tell him.

THE REAL REASON PETER CAN'T GO BACK /shot

[lionesscouchant]

Is it?

Well...are you near a pond?

asljdsdlksj D8 SOBBBBBBBBBBBBB SDFLK;DSLK /holds face in paws forevar :|

[lionaround]

Uhhhh maybe? Like a water hole or something but...not reeeeeeally...hey do you know where Simba is?