"That's a camel? It looks like a horse with two boobs."
So to make a couple months short:
Houston was pretty tight, very hot & humid, got a teensy weensy tan, bought a swimsuit from Walmart(ICK! but it's so cute), chilled in the RV, met a creepy dude who looked like Willy Nelson, went on a carrier in Corpus Christie, had an incredibly hot Mexian waiter with a cowboy accent, drank vodka, drove a lot, saw fat people, loved my grandparents.
Softball is soooooooooooooooooo fun, even though we don't win all the time. I love the people on varsity, everybody's really funny and we basically just have a great time, I'm really sad that a lot of them are graduating. I laugh so much at people's jokes I feel like a freakin idiot. I hit a homerun one game, and I found out that last week I was 6th in the entire Metro area(Minneapolis, St. Paul, all the suburbs) for batting average. I've dropped to 32nd now because the percentages in between the places are so small, I'm tied with like 6 girls that all have a .500. Sandy is 8th with 5.83!!! And Annie is 14th and Kendra is 31, aka she's tied with me. That being said, I got hit in the arm in the batting cage cause I freaking suck in that damn thing. Oh, and I'm third base now, not shortstop. Yay.
My parents went out of town and Kayla and I pulled off a crazy party with 100 proof blackberry vodka and Chelsea, Sophie, Alex, Noah, and Lee slept over. I can't wait till next time, we'll actually finish the OC....
Then the next night I went to Michael's party with Courtney and we brought the other bottle of vodka and there was so much alcohol everywhere and basically, I made an ASS of myself. I was all over the damn place, falling into walls, telling Peter Tatsuda he was cute, saying n*gga when I was rapping along to songs, telling everyone in the world I loved them and that they were awesome(that's all I say when I'm drunk), including Courtney's mom on the phone, drunkenly dancing, trying to keep my mouth shut when Courtney's Dad and stepmom picked us up, Kayla and Courtney telling me to shut the fuck up cause I couldn't talk right("I miss Marcy sometimes...sometimes, I miss Marcy, but only sometimes, I miss Marcy"), calling people and leaving loooong messages, spitting on Courtney's floor, and yea, all that good stuff.
Funnest two nights of my freakin life.
Next Saturday I had to go to the emergency room cause there was food stuck in my throat, that freakin SUCKED, cause he had to use a nasal probe and go through my nose and down my throat, which was incredibly painful because the kid-sized one was broken, so I had the adult one. But yea so eventually I swallowed the food and was fune.
Then I got confirmed on Sunday and got $200 plus got to eat dinner at Kikugawa, where I was actually able to hold a real conversation with one of our waitresses in Japanese, which was pretty awesome.
This Friday I got my letter jacket, which is exciting. It's pretty cool, it's got my name and everything. I can't wait to get my softball letter to add on.
And then this weekend I went and got my hair cut and layered with Sofia, Courtney, and Thea, and then we got hairdye and highlights and sunglasses and hair products at Target and brought them to Sofia's house, where her mom dyed my hair and Thea and Courtney highlighted it. It's really cute, it's a redish brown now with golden highlights. Everyone at school really liked it. We watched Candyman and ate donuts and just basically hung out. Then Sunday we went shopping for a couple hours Uptown, and I got a shirt at Amercian Eagle and some really cute shorts at Heartbreakers. I also got sweatpants at American Eagle, but I'm gonna return them and use the money to get brown flipflops to match a couple outfits.
So yup, life is pretty good right now. Only 29 days left till school is OVER!
Courtney and me will probably take Driver's Ed with Todd at Sears, exciting!
Oh, and I'm for sure having another dance party in early June, and we're gonna rent a tent probably. I'm really looking forward to it.
So yea if anybody wants to hang out, just hit me up!
You should know my number.
Houston was pretty tight, very hot & humid, got a teensy weensy tan, bought a swimsuit from Walmart(ICK! but it's so cute), chilled in the RV, met a creepy dude who looked like Willy Nelson, went on a carrier in Corpus Christie, had an incredibly hot Mexian waiter with a cowboy accent, drank vodka, drove a lot, saw fat people, loved my grandparents.
Softball is soooooooooooooooooo fun, even though we don't win all the time. I love the people on varsity, everybody's really funny and we basically just have a great time, I'm really sad that a lot of them are graduating. I laugh so much at people's jokes I feel like a freakin idiot. I hit a homerun one game, and I found out that last week I was 6th in the entire Metro area(Minneapolis, St. Paul, all the suburbs) for batting average. I've dropped to 32nd now because the percentages in between the places are so small, I'm tied with like 6 girls that all have a .500. Sandy is 8th with 5.83!!! And Annie is 14th and Kendra is 31, aka she's tied with me. That being said, I got hit in the arm in the batting cage cause I freaking suck in that damn thing. Oh, and I'm third base now, not shortstop. Yay.
My parents went out of town and Kayla and I pulled off a crazy party with 100 proof blackberry vodka and Chelsea, Sophie, Alex, Noah, and Lee slept over. I can't wait till next time, we'll actually finish the OC....
Then the next night I went to Michael's party with Courtney and we brought the other bottle of vodka and there was so much alcohol everywhere and basically, I made an ASS of myself. I was all over the damn place, falling into walls, telling Peter Tatsuda he was cute, saying n*gga when I was rapping along to songs, telling everyone in the world I loved them and that they were awesome(that's all I say when I'm drunk), including Courtney's mom on the phone, drunkenly dancing, trying to keep my mouth shut when Courtney's Dad and stepmom picked us up, Kayla and Courtney telling me to shut the fuck up cause I couldn't talk right("I miss Marcy sometimes...sometimes, I miss Marcy, but only sometimes, I miss Marcy"), calling people and leaving loooong messages, spitting on Courtney's floor, and yea, all that good stuff.
Funnest two nights of my freakin life.
Next Saturday I had to go to the emergency room cause there was food stuck in my throat, that freakin SUCKED, cause he had to use a nasal probe and go through my nose and down my throat, which was incredibly painful because the kid-sized one was broken, so I had the adult one. But yea so eventually I swallowed the food and was fune.
Then I got confirmed on Sunday and got $200 plus got to eat dinner at Kikugawa, where I was actually able to hold a real conversation with one of our waitresses in Japanese, which was pretty awesome.
This Friday I got my letter jacket, which is exciting. It's pretty cool, it's got my name and everything. I can't wait to get my softball letter to add on.
And then this weekend I went and got my hair cut and layered with Sofia, Courtney, and Thea, and then we got hairdye and highlights and sunglasses and hair products at Target and brought them to Sofia's house, where her mom dyed my hair and Thea and Courtney highlighted it. It's really cute, it's a redish brown now with golden highlights. Everyone at school really liked it. We watched Candyman and ate donuts and just basically hung out. Then Sunday we went shopping for a couple hours Uptown, and I got a shirt at Amercian Eagle and some really cute shorts at Heartbreakers. I also got sweatpants at American Eagle, but I'm gonna return them and use the money to get brown flipflops to match a couple outfits.
So yup, life is pretty good right now. Only 29 days left till school is OVER!
Courtney and me will probably take Driver's Ed with Todd at Sears, exciting!
Oh, and I'm for sure having another dance party in early June, and we're gonna rent a tent probably. I'm really looking forward to it.
So yea if anybody wants to hang out, just hit me up!
You should know my number.