Day at miguelito's

Sep 16, 2004 19:10

Just got back 4rom the twins house, fun time. Carlos went out when he wasnt supposed to, so my and miguel and his CaWaZy granny went out looking for him. from then on it was like something out of a movie.
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One young man, driven to the edge by a nostalgic mother, sent on an unknown spiral of lies, sex and drugs. His only hope of salvation is his twin brother, Miguelito, and his larger more handsome friend Wanito.
*Arrives at James' house*
Miguelito: He's not here!
John: What's this?
A note, written in blood.
"Went to Natalie's house, tell mom miguel - Carlos"
Miguelito: NOOOOO!!!
And he ran into darkness, Leaving his buddy Wanito to fight off the evil granny, Icantspeakenglish.
Icantspeakenglish: Eso, el cubano de puta maricon!
John: Now, THAT'S scary.
ONE MAN!!
*Gunshot*
ONE WAY!
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heh. No really, it was so annoying. Miguel's granny spoke english, and i was like, oh i dont speak spanish. BUT SHE KEPT SPEAKING SPANISH TO ME!
I felt like just saying, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DONT KNOW ONE WORD YOU ARE SAYING TO ME! YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE SPEAKING HUN-FUCKING-GARIAN I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU! lol, i only liked her because she constantly hit miguel. which was entertaining. du du du...all we'z are is dust in the wind. im going to learn to play guitar. ill prolly suck, but im just doing it for a hobby. but if it gets interesting, i might consider attempting to master it. when i was at miguel's we watched Jimi Hendrix-Blue Wild Angel: Live at the Isle of Wight, which was like beautiful. hats off to you, hendrix, for being the glue that binds any true guitarist on the planet, for you are the antidote for the stereotypical black person! *claps retardedly* anyway gunna go talk to peeps. maria is avoiding me which is bamboozling me, cus i dunno why. i need a girlfriend. and a hair cut. and a blow job. and a job period. and a scotch on the rocks with one of those little umbrella thingies. and a new guitar. o wait, im getting that. ma birthdays in 6 days. w00t.
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