Ohh yeah not much more summer school! ^_^ Read this, me dare you, its so damned long. but its funny!
Hey peoples of ze nation i havnt updated in like twenty years because im fat, and lazy mind you . but now i am here and theres much to tell you...well im pregnant! ....just kidding! haha, had you fooled there for a minute didnt I? annyway yeah i didnt update in a long time cus i just had too much other shit to do, like stare at a wall for hours on end. now THATS entertainment. jeez, i need to get out! i plan on going to ze falls with erika 2morro, and i havnt seen her in so long which is awesome. we were supposed to go today but she was to busy making holes in her wall. man, i miss everyone so much. Maria, erika, diana, robert, nick, christian, sarah (the good hug 1), megan (the also good hug 1), hell, even dem stoner kids i hang out with. but im going back to school soon, which kicks major starving arabian ass, but at the same time licks major etheopian testicles, cus i dont wanna go to school but i wanna see me friends. lol, summer school was interesting. well, to start my teacher looked exactly, and i mean exactly, like mi mi from the drew carrey show without the make up. she was nice, but her eyes were always bloodshot which has led me to the asumption that she smokes marijuana (or crack). there were some cool people i met in summer school, many people from different walks of life. fat ones, small ones, short ones, tall ones, black ones, jew ones, red ones, blue ones...damn you dr.suess....anyway the place was like, FULL of stoners (i still dont know why! its a true mind boggeler.) man, one especially stood out. his name was alex. he was caught in a room smoking pot. there was this sliding door room, the door was slid closed, but they opened it, and it was empty, so they went in there and blazed....alot...and i mean, it reaked like 2 minutes into their little smoke out. it REAKED in our room, and i was chilling: because im guilty of loving that smell. it is yummy... lol. so yeah the teacher was like, m hmm, i smell dis. and she got them, called down security and went outside to talk to ze security. while she talked, quite quickly he sprayed axe on himself and put ina peice of gum. the top-notch security seached the room for marijuana. They searched low, they searched high, they searched way above the sky. Swept around, with a frown, and said they couldnt find it. turns out all them heads combined couldnt find the most obvious spot in THE WHOLE FUCKING ROOM. the trash can -_-. So yeah, the dude named alex got off scot-free the same day, and he went on to do many other offences, but sunset is such a pussy-ars school. he never got expelled. not even suspended or nothing. yuck, *french voice* ze stench of injustice is orribal! but yeah, nico was there, and manny was! man, i hadnt seen manny in so long, its good hanging out with him for like a month lol. but yeah, so i have two more days of dis hell hole, then im making like a banana and spliting. besides that, my summer has mainly been made of: Go, pikachu, GO! THUNDERSHOCK! ....WHAT!??!? ahh, damnded electric mouse.. damn video games are addicting as hellll. WHOA i wrotten too much! oh dear dear dear -_-. so yesh i plan n having a shit load of fun for the remander of my summa. oh by the way i got the highest grade out of 40 kids in that class. it just proves that marijuana does NOT effect the level of your intelligence. it also proves that nicos uncle sucks major monkey vagina penis cockhole because he failed me when i needed TWO POINTS...dirty rotten asshole...probably all mean because hes never gotten booty in his whole life! grr...one day ill find his car and rub my ass on his handle...no wait..hell prolly like that. ill piss in his air conditioner! yes that is what ill do bwhahaha! Whose with me? so yeah none of you probably read all this, but hey, its okay, i still love you niggers. much love people.