Wheel, here it goes...

[lion_heart_john]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Comments

allow me to be the first.

[evilmasterkitti]

1. why, oh why, noble man, are the eighties so important to you?
2. why hasnt someone shot mr. dunn yet?
3. are your hugs available via online catalog?

Re: allow me to be the first.

[lion_heart_john]

1. Because the 80's were a glorious age of booze, marijuana,out-of-conrtol gambling and womanizing, and GoD_DaMn the 80's are so easy to make fun of, which rocks my glocks (I didnt say that)
2. No one has shot mr.dunn yet because numba Uno: if you shoot him hell give you a bad grade(not that he doesnt give you one anyway), and he'll call your mom and tell her you do heroine and rape people, and tell her to ground you for INFINITE!!! and NUMBA TWO: mr.dunn is so gay that when you shoot at him the bullets run away because they dont want to touch him (hehe)
3. I'm quite sorry, dear Maria, but John's hugs are not available via online catalog. However you can pre-purchase them at www.ebay/80's/John's_hugs.html.org. Oh! Wait...never mind we're out of stock. Maybe hell give you one in person, IF you flash him. (lol just kidding)

harhar <3

[xpookieheadx]

1. do u still do the weed

2. is santa clause rilly fake???

3. do u like cheese....if so which kind

haha i managed to sneak in another question as a run on sentance ^-^

[lion_heart_john]

1. No i do not! I am happy to say that ive been clean for-
Leonardo: Yo John!
John: 20 seconds!
Leonardo: John it's your hit!
*Puffffffffff*
John: WhOa....ok, Thats it! Ill never do it again!
...(Your answer is sort-of)
2. Of course not! I mean, come on. How the hell do the presents just APPEAR in front of your tree in the morning, hmm? Ha! No answer i see... He's as real as the computer you see in front of ye! I mean, have you ever seen a billion dollars? No? Wheel just because you havnt seen it doesnt mean it doesn't-
Parents: John, we need...to have a talk.
John: oh, bout what ma?
...(Your answer is NOOO!)
3. Yes. Jack Daniels...I MEAN Pepper Jack...or maybe pepper jack daniels...

=D

[xdimstarrx]

1.will we ever go to gilligans island?

2.rock, paper, or scissors?? coke or pepsi (or sunkist!) ? oh, the decisions...

3.umm...boxers or briefs?

[lion_heart_john]

1. Dear woman friend, your question is rhetorical. (In french voice) But ef coarse, mad-am, It iz az the sweat A-rome-a of fiene wiene...we wall take le voya'ge to the island of gilligan var-eh soon...
2. Rock, pepsi, oh
3. BoTH!!...

mm hmm.

[evilmasterkitti]

1. diana, we ARE in gilligans island!!! look around you, everyone is tall, they have invaded us!!!!! *nooooooooooo!*
2. the answer is...: skissors, COKE DEFINITELY!!!! (whats wrong with you johnny?!?!?)
3. boexers all the way. they make me look sexy.
the funny thing is that when your a guy, your unspoken of parts might slip out of the boxers.... and it looks ugly!!!!
guys are gross. yuck.

[evilmasterkitti]

wait... i wasnt supposed to answer this one.....

hmmmm.....

[anonymous]

1. why is your layout so psychaddelic-trippy-like?
2. is there a way that your hugs can not be so sweaty at lunch time?
and
3. whats the point of the goddamn questions anyway?

-sarah

Re: hmmmm.....

[lion_heart_john]

1) Cmon now woman, what kind of backround could be cooler then one o-so-phychaddelic as mine? i mean you can look at it so many different ways...ooman....urhmm....*John goes into a trance*
2) No, there is not, i have P.E. 4th period, so TOUGH COOKIES WOMAN! =P
3) Hey it's fun posting questions and answering them too so DONT BE A QUESTION PLAYA HATTA! (-_-) besides, i got this from Maria =P

Hey you know what i think we should do? I think we should trace who starts things like this, like i ask where maria got it and so on. so then we can track down these people with absolutely no lives and congradulate them on making something so wonderfully entertaining yeah knee grow (-_-)

Re: hmmmm.....

[comment_chick]

abso-fucking-lutely. theyre obnoxious and...well...just weird. theres no point to them.

however....

they waste time.

and thats a good thing in our oh-so-boring lives.

-sarah