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((OOC: Ok, I hope this is properly timed as far as time lines go >>'. And anyone living or happened to be on the 2nd floor of Old Home has probably already heard Squall shouting about what he has written here >>'))
Ok, ok I get it. I understand. So I am not the most pleasant person on the planet. Right. Ok. I haven’t gone out of my way to be everyone’s best buddy, but I sure as hell haven’t made an effort to pick unneeded fights, either. The truth is, I don’t even care enough to make enemies. But apparently someson of a bitch who is going to pay dearly for this one is desperately trying to push my buttons. I’m not going to give thatcowardly, pathetic, little prickperson any satisfaction from seeing me get upset. I’m not. I’m. Not.
Fuck it.
Listen you piece of shit; you know who you are. If you think its funny to mess with me, you are about to learn just how unhealthy that can be. I have a very short list of people in this place who would have a reason to piss me off, but I would really, really hope that person wouldn’t stoop to this pathetic tactic. That being said:
To the dead man who stole my Gunblade:
You have a very brief window of time to return it to me, because I am currently searching high and low for it. It would be in your best interest for me to simply “stumble” upon it right the hell where I left it… because if I find anyone with it, I am first going to take it back, then I am going to shoot and stab you with it.
If that alone was not plenty of bullshit to tie me over for the next lifetime, it seems that not only is my weapon missing, so is Celena. I am not her keeper, she can go and do whatever the hell she pleases, but it has been days and there have been no signs of her. She has the habit of wandering off for hours on end, but this is a bit excessive. I figure she has friends who she may be spending time with, and if that’s the case I want know immediately.
Now… should her disappearance happen to coincide with my missing Gunblade, as in, if that someone took her along with it … Let me just say that you are going to have a very, very serious problem... Which may include but is not limited to missing large chunks of your body. If you are reading this, Celena, and just randomly went MIA for whatever reason, you really need to contact me.
Ok, ok I get it. I understand. So I am not the most pleasant person on the planet. Right. Ok. I haven’t gone out of my way to be everyone’s best buddy, but I sure as hell haven’t made an effort to pick unneeded fights, either. The truth is, I don’t even care enough to make enemies. But apparently someson of a bitch who is going to pay dearly for this one is desperately trying to push my buttons. I’m not going to give thatcowardly, pathetic, little prickperson any satisfaction from seeing me get upset. I’m not. I’m. Not.
Fuck it.
Listen you piece of shit; you know who you are. If you think its funny to mess with me, you are about to learn just how unhealthy that can be. I have a very short list of people in this place who would have a reason to piss me off, but I would really, really hope that person wouldn’t stoop to this pathetic tactic. That being said:
To the dead man who stole my Gunblade:
You have a very brief window of time to return it to me, because I am currently searching high and low for it. It would be in your best interest for me to simply “stumble” upon it right the hell where I left it… because if I find anyone with it, I am first going to take it back, then I am going to shoot and stab you with it.
If that alone was not plenty of bullshit to tie me over for the next lifetime, it seems that not only is my weapon missing, so is Celena. I am not her keeper, she can go and do whatever the hell she pleases, but it has been days and there have been no signs of her. She has the habit of wandering off for hours on end, but this is a bit excessive. I figure she has friends who she may be spending time with, and if that’s the case I want know immediately.
Now… should her disappearance happen to coincide with my missing Gunblade, as in, if that someone took her along with it … Let me just say that you are going to have a very, very serious problem... Which may include but is not limited to missing large chunks of your body. If you are reading this, Celena, and just randomly went MIA for whatever reason, you really need to contact me.