Randomness
I figured out my next speech topic: Left-handedness. Yes, I am a poor, pathetic, miserable left-hander. Someone help me?
You know, if you were a cool hip gal LIKE I OBVIOUSLY AM [ :( ], you'd play EZ Win Bingo (at Pogo) into the wee hours of the morning. (Just don't play in the Teens or 20s rooms, because those people are annoying. Play with the 40-year-olds!)
I'm excited about going to school tomorrow because I always get a raspberry cafe mocha on my way to philosophy. From now on, Thursdays shall be known as Grande Non-fat Raspberry Cafe Mocha Day!
Download Placebo's "Without You I'm Nothing" (the Black Market Music version with the one and only DAVID BOWIE) and sing this part. They sing it like one big run-on sentence.
I'm unclean a libertine
And every time you vent your spleen
I seem to lose the power of speech
Your slipping slowly from my reach
You grow me like an evergreen
You never see the lonely me at all
Same thing with Deadsy's "Le Cirque En Rose."
Once far away
Through a dimension
Adjacent the day
Transcending azure surrounds
One more try to hypnotize
A true life suspension
But to always remain
In league with Poseidon
Another chance to undermine
As the dead rose decides to come alive
We'll see how low birds can fly
Still it's yellow derriere [???] the crystal eye
Singing lyrics like run-on sentences is COOLIO in my book.
(Umm, yeah...I have no idea if those are the correct lyrics. I have no idea what Elijah is singing about most of the time. He's one crazy mofo.)
You know, if you were a cool hip gal LIKE I OBVIOUSLY AM [ :( ], you'd play EZ Win Bingo (at Pogo) into the wee hours of the morning. (Just don't play in the Teens or 20s rooms, because those people are annoying. Play with the 40-year-olds!)
I'm excited about going to school tomorrow because I always get a raspberry cafe mocha on my way to philosophy. From now on, Thursdays shall be known as Grande Non-fat Raspberry Cafe Mocha Day!
Download Placebo's "Without You I'm Nothing" (the Black Market Music version with the one and only DAVID BOWIE) and sing this part. They sing it like one big run-on sentence.
I'm unclean a libertine
And every time you vent your spleen
I seem to lose the power of speech
Your slipping slowly from my reach
You grow me like an evergreen
You never see the lonely me at all
Same thing with Deadsy's "Le Cirque En Rose."
Once far away
Through a dimension
Adjacent the day
Transcending azure surrounds
One more try to hypnotize
A true life suspension
But to always remain
In league with Poseidon
Another chance to undermine
As the dead rose decides to come alive
We'll see how low birds can fly
Still it's yellow derriere [???] the crystal eye
Singing lyrics like run-on sentences is COOLIO in my book.
(Umm, yeah...I have no idea if those are the correct lyrics. I have no idea what Elijah is singing about most of the time. He's one crazy mofo.)