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I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(?) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT''S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
(x) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
(x) I NEVER HAD CHILDREN
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(_) I NEVER HAVE WATCHED PORN
TO PLAY I NEVER. PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD A "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.
yeah i guess i used to be an evil child! ive done alot of things yeah well ya live ya learn.
hmm so on to whats up......i went to the mall of america yesterday! it was greatly awesome! my favorite place on earth almost. we were there for sooo long. and noone had any money at all. it was me grama and missi (my aunt) we had fun though. me and missi acted like we were retarded alot of the time...and we played a game...see my gramas obsessed with shoes but shes soo predictable so everywhere we went and there were shoes we picked out the ones we knew she would pick up and say she liked. we both got perfect scores! it was fun!! then we ate at bubba gumps shrimp co. yeah bubba gump...like from forest gump...but i dont like shrimp so i got fried chicken. it was really really good!! and it was a fun place to eat! i highly recomend it to everyone! especially if youve seen the movie. they have the cute lil movie quotes all over the tables and the walls and stuff its an all around great place. after that we did the serious shopping... hollister, abercrombie (all three of them) american eagle, gap, express...ect ect ect. it was fun because i knew i wasnt going to buy anything. but then there were these jeans........and i wanted them. and i had no money so i just cried and got really sad that ruined the rest of the trip. we came home and i was exhausted . shopping is hard work! i almost feel bad for paris hilton and nicole ritchey. i mean they have it rough. shopping all the time...man they must be tired girls! hah! yeah right. well so i took a nap..it was good too! i love naps...then i had to wake up to go see my cousins ice skating practice. shes really good. the next tara lipinzki. it was cold inside the rink...suprise. i should have assumed that it would be since it is ice and all but grama told me it would be heated...and stupid me believed her. what was i thinkin. then i came home and right when i was gonna go to sleep jacob called! yay! were friends again....maybe this time i wont get screwed over. hes been calling me every night for the last few weeks. its just like old times. he said hes gonna send me a care package! that would be fun! he says he bought me some way hot t-shirts from the thrift stores and he burnt me some cds and that hes gonna finally send me the $100 he owes me...but we will just have to see. ill let you know if i ever get it..... oh ye of little faith. but with him its expected for everything to just be a lie...
today i worked! yay i sold 4 phones today! it waas waaaay awesome!! of course they didnt just go smoothly...um i got off and i was suppossed to go see sarah in the hospital but i couldnt get a ride so i just called her so she knows i care! but she was on morphene so it was useless. she had an ovarian cyst removed this afternoon! i guesss it went ok. i didnt hear of any complications so thats awesome! then i took my eveningly nap and woke up when jake-up called. we talked for a little while and i realized i left my keys at work, and i need them so i took my gramas daewoo and went up to the mall and got them. i also got a brownie from mrs fields woohoo! that was mighty exciting fasho!! double fudge...yeah im getting fat. but its ok because im pmsing and im fat anyways....:( none of my pants are fitting me...but i havent gained alot of weight its all just bloating. grr i hate being a girl! i wish i could be a boy for a week every month! life would be better! my aunt said that if i get on the birth control shot.....that my period will go away for like 8 months. that would be sooo awesome. you never have to worry about forgetting to take a pill like you do with ortho. so i might look into that.... missi also told me that her friends job "the mermaid" is looking for waitresses. so i might go apply. she said id be a shoe in . the only thing the look for to hire someone is what they look like. and im kinda cute right? well i think so at least. but its a resturant and bar, so mad tips there. its good stuff im all about money bc im all about clothes..
chris says that he can for sure come get me may 7th-9th but i dont know if i can take that weekend off bc im already taking a whole week off in may to go to florida. :( it hurts my heart sooo bad. im afraid that i wont get to see him and matthew ever EVER! but hopefully matt will just come get me sometime. we already talked about it and so its not a 14 hr drive he can sleep here! :) yay! sleepover party with matty az!! im stoked itll be just like that time at heather mccoys when we took the weekend off and left the bubble. i still wish chris would have come too. yeah so im um bored...i think im just gonna go! maybe ill eat something maybe ill go to bed early tonight
kisses yall