Computers
good definitions of computers that i found online:
1. The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
2. A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.
3. a mystical device obviously run by elves, infected with dookfonkers( A SEVERELY nerdy human-dragon-nymph-locust crossbreed. Eats small pieces of cheese. Lays eggs in humans. Render humans' mindless psycho-slaves when hatched, move on to living in computers like yours. )
4. A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.
5. You people are idiots, its not the computer that causes errors, its the operating system. Now all you ignorant people go back to your trailer, and work for a Billionare Geek.
After High School, those who have the most money are popular, those who barly make a living, are the losers who pollute the air and shop at IGA or SafeWay.
6. A £2000 paper-weight
A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.
7. The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)
1. The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
2. A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.
3. a mystical device obviously run by elves, infected with dookfonkers( A SEVERELY nerdy human-dragon-nymph-locust crossbreed. Eats small pieces of cheese. Lays eggs in humans. Render humans' mindless psycho-slaves when hatched, move on to living in computers like yours. )
4. A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.
5. You people are idiots, its not the computer that causes errors, its the operating system. Now all you ignorant people go back to your trailer, and work for a Billionare Geek.
After High School, those who have the most money are popular, those who barly make a living, are the losers who pollute the air and shop at IGA or SafeWay.
6. A £2000 paper-weight
A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.
7. The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)