Dear Lindsay,
I know you have worked very hard this semester to achieve good grades.
I have tallied all of your scores and have come to the conclusion that
you're very intelligent and rock at beginning jogging. Here are your
grades, as follows:
- Propaganda and Persuasion --> B+
Therefore, that makes your semester GPA: 3.14 [pi]. I
am very pleased to tell you this, as I know you have been awaiting such
a spectacular GPA for a very long time. Congrats Lindsay, you deserve
it.
With warmest holiday wishes,
The Final Grades Fairy
That elates me to no end, you don't even know.
Happy New Years everyone, have a scandalous
evening and be safe, but only safe enough to save your life. If you
want to experiment with mind altering narcotic, that's your business,
who am I to tell you no! :-P