I got a letter!

Dec 31, 2016 20:15

Dear Lindsay,

I know you have worked very hard this semester to achieve good grades. I have tallied all of your scores and have come to the conclusion that you're very intelligent and rock at beginning jogging. Here are your grades, as follows:

  • Peer Mentoring --> A
  • Beginning Jogging --> A
  • Propaganda and Persuasion --> B+
  • Adolescent Psych. --> B
  • Beg. Spanish --> A-
  • Marketing --> C

Therefore, that makes your semester GPA: 3.14 [pi]. I am very pleased to tell you this, as I know you have been awaiting such a spectacular GPA for a very long time. Congrats Lindsay, you deserve it.

With warmest holiday wishes,
The Final Grades Fairy

That elates me to no end, you don't even know.

Happy New Years everyone, have a scandalous evening and be safe, but only safe enough to save your life. If you want to experiment with mind altering narcotic, that's your business, who am I to tell you no! :-P

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