Meme!
Taken from lily_enelya:
1) Your name: Marie-Helene
Marie --> A French variation of Mary. Also, the name for that irresistibly mysterious girl whom you see around often, yet know nothing about.
The French call her Marie, but I would call her absolutely divine.
Helene (couldn't find it, but here's what I got for Helen)--> 1) the fear of bananas. 2)
a woman that resembles a cross between miss truntchbull and a hippo. very unpleasant and generally hated by everyone. 3) Person who bitches continuously without considering feelings of others. Flirts with almost every guy she comes into contact with and is controlling of every friend.
Aside note: I knew there was a reason for hating my second name and never using it!!
2) Nickname: Linwe
1)Totally pimped
2)Humpable
3)Two nuts that sprout a third
4)All the guys want it
5)So sexy it burns
My poor elvish name massacred!!! Let's try:
Tari: ... undefined
3) Single/Married/Divorced: Celibate
1)1.Unmarried or will not have sex for religeous reasons
2.Can be used as an insult
2) To go without sex, either willingly or not. Reasons include personal, religious, social, or bad luck. Only cure for a celibate individual is a slut or large amounts of alcohol to make the celibate person forget the aforementioned reasons.
3)Contrary to what people believe, celibacy is not the act of not having sex, it is the act of refraining from MARRIAGE. Chastity is the act of refraining from sex. Priests take a vow of CHASTITY not CELIBACY
4) One of your friends? Cindy
1)Often used to describe a girl who is amazingly cute. Usually innocent and smart as well.
2)a )To shoplift or steal.
b) To steal an overpriced item from a chain-store as a passive aggressive way of "sticking it to the man"
3)A female whose I.Q. is generally matched with that of her shoe size, or smaller. Someone who is not overly bright. A couple of light bulbs short of a Christmas Tree.
5) What Should You Be Doing? working
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
6) Favorite Food/Place to Eat? pasta
One of the most good, healthy, handy, inexpansive food ever.
7) Home Town? I live in Quebec city:
1) a beautiful province
2) a home to a population widely consisting of people of french descendance.
3) Just because we are proud of our french heritage, does not mean we are snobby assholes. honest, we'll give you beer and poutine.
4) we have language laws, which say that each sign must at least CONTAIN french, but we don't say they have to BE french.
5) bordered by the canadian provinces Ontario and Nawfoundland & Labrador and New Brunswick, and The American States of Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire and New England.
1)ASTI! The forests are beautiful in Quebec.
2)Quebec, was originally called Nouvelle France, and contained Seigneurs and Habitants, thus the former name of the montreal canadians the "habitants" and their current nickname the "habs"
3)Poutine was invented in Quebec, and if you tell everyone beer was too, we'll give you a free one.
4) L'AUTRE PORTE S.V.P - please use the other door.
5) Quebequer: "Caliss! i will drive to Minnesota!!"
Other Quebequer: "Why? your no legal drinking age there!"
Quebequer: "TABARNAK!!"
.... But I was born in Halifax:
The most Beautiful City in Eastern Canada. Life slows down once you step off of the aircraft. Lots of friendly people who hold the door open for you. No shopping on Sunday's. Also the Bars close at 4 am!!!
8) Word to describe yourself? wierd
1) Out of the ordinary
2) Unconventional
9) Where did you go today? Well since it's exactly 6:34 in the morning and didn't have time go anywhere yet, I'll just say, for fun: Middle-earth!
Ok didn't find a definition, but look at whatr they give for LotR :D : 1) The best work of literary art ever created divided into three books each of which is subdivided into two books. A must-read for any human.
Mwhahaha!!
Now I'm off to work! It would be fun if people posted their answers too!