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by limitedbythesky
lintarmstrong88's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 10% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:21:12 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 04:35:58 PM
Alco Money! : $ 363
Guests of Honour
softerxsoftest is a paranoid Taoist and a newbie boozer. softerxsoftest drank 1 Stout.
crimsoncatch is a sexually repressed Atheist and an overweight, boozed up - spadehead. crimsoncatch drank 17 Aftershocks, 1 Sherry, 1 Ale.
walking_havoc is a dejected Taoist. walking_havoc drank 1 Rum.
lintarmstrong88 is an animated Taoist and a lover of everything alcoholic. lintarmstrong88 drank 1 Pernod, 1 Stout, 1 Brandy.
loyal_like_bros is a low-spirited Muslim and a newbie boozer. loyal_like_bros drank 14 Coffee Liqueurs.
xgravel_x is a chirpy Hindu and an overweight, boozed up - spadehead. xgravel_x drank 13 Gins.
sheistemptation is an upbeat Buddhist. sheistemptation drank 5 Hot Toddys, 3 Irish Creams, 1 Whiskey, 1 Aftershock, 2 Stouts.
agent_of_orange is a bouncy Taoist and a serious booze-hound. agent_of_orange drank 3 Poteens.
guardchickie05 is a cheery Atheist. guardchickie05 drank 5 Whiskeys, 6 Aftershocks.
xstar is an abhorrent Fundementalist Christian and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. xstar decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
lame_lyric_here is an animated Taoist. lame_lyric_here drank 2 Cosmopolitans.
lieveling is a neurotic Muslim. lieveling drank 6 Red Wines, 10 Bloody Marys, 4 Cosmopolitans.
Sick!
Clean up at lintarmstrong88's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 7 of them!
Fights
lintarmstrong88's party ended in disaster after crimsoncatch suggested that xstar fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both guardchickie05 and lame_lyric_here will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
lieveling - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"
Random Events
lieveling declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in sheistemptation simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!
agent_of_orange and lintarmstrong88 were on the edge of a punch-up after lintarmstrong88 called agent_of_orange a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!
Happy New Year!
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