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(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stolen something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(x) I never have posed nude
(x) I never cheated on my significant other
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat (people in florida are crazy, man.)
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(x) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(_) I've never broken any bones.
(x) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I have never bungee jumped
(_) I have never done any non-prescription drug
(x) I have never had a sex change
(x) I have never been with someone pierced on their genitalia
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(x) I never have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I never have eaten sushi
(_) I have never tongue kissed my best friend (a dude)
(x) I have never worn leather pants
(x) I have never dressed in drag
(x) I have never combined food and sex
(_) I have never had sex in front of an audience
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stolen something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(x) I never have posed nude
(x) I never cheated on my significant other
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat (people in florida are crazy, man.)
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(x) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(_) I've never broken any bones.
(x) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I have never bungee jumped
(_) I have never done any non-prescription drug
(x) I have never had a sex change
(x) I have never been with someone pierced on their genitalia
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(x) I never have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I never have eaten sushi
(_) I have never tongue kissed my best friend (a dude)
(x) I have never worn leather pants
(x) I have never dressed in drag
(x) I have never combined food and sex
(_) I have never had sex in front of an audience