número quatro → accidental audio

[linoleumfetish]

It's coming, it's coming! I don't know why I'm even doing this, you're probably just gonna throw this one t -- Nothing!

[The sound of a refrigerator opening, closing. The top is popped off a beer. Fizz.]

Here you go.

[Glass bottle, meet counter. A bit too hard, you might notice.]

Just try not to aim for my head this time.

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voice; THIS ISN'T MY FAULT OKAY

[1inageneration]

Xander?

voice;

[linoleumfetish]

[ paaaaaaauuuuuusssseeee, also hesitant ]

He-ey...I should apologize in advance for all the damage. I'll fix it.

voice;

[1inageneration]

Because the first thing I'm going to be concerned about is the state of our drywall.

Are you okay?

voice; 1/2

[linoleumfetish]

It's an important part of the infrastructure.

voice;

[linoleumfetish]

I'm uh.

My dad's here. I don't know for how long. Maybe he'll leave once he's diminished our beer supply and realizes he can't get ESPN here.

voice;

[1inageneration]

You could always, you know. Stop supplying him with it.

...Unless he's the type to get violent.

voice;

[linoleumfetish]

He's the type to aim the empty ones at the back of my head if I don't keep the supply coming. Lucky for me, beer is thy steady hand's enemy. He keeps missing mostly.

voice;

[1inageneration]

I'll be there in five minutes. Try to keep him occupied until then.

voice;

[linoleumfetish]

You know, I hate to be an Unappreciative U -- wow, there really isn't a U name for that, is there?

The thing is, I'd really prefer you not see my dad like this. It was bad enough at my we -

I'll try and get him out of the house before you get back.

voice;

[1inageneration]

Unappreciative...Ulysses?

I can't see him. I mean, I see my dad, but not yours. Just another fun-for-the-whole-family curse the deities cooked up.

voice; 1/2

[linoleumfetish]

So he's not

voice;

[linoleumfetish]

Disneyland with the added childhood trauma. Where do I go to get my refund?

voice;

[1inageneration]

You actually paid for this hell-coaster ride?

I'm at the front door. Time to see if you can lock up an apparition.

voice;

[linoleumfetish]

I should have read the fine print. Clearly.

voice;

[1inageneration]

Always a good idea.

voice;

[linoleumfetish]

I should also think about having one of those sometime.