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[linoleumfetish]

Not cool, City. Not. Cool. Ever heard of a little thing called clown sensitivity? It's more common than you'd think. At least none of them have tried to stab me. Yet

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[itsallawesome]

Hey dude, chill out. Sustained anger is bad for your heart.

[linoleumfetish]

You know what else is bad for the heart? Getting stabbed.

[itsallawesome]

Stabbings are pretty rough, yeah. But trust me, none of these clowns are gonna stab you. Just take some deep breaths and keep cool. Blood pressure is not a joking matter.

[linoleumfetish]

Neither are killer clowns. But I'm so very much not joking about either.

[itsallawesome]

I'm pretty sure you don't have to worry about killer clowns. I haven't seen any yet.

[linoleumfetish]

They love to sneak up on you.

[itsallawesome]

That so.

[linoleumfetish]

So.

[itsallawesome]

Riiiiight.