Tweets for Today

Oct 12, 2011 00:00

  • 09:07 @ robertflorence oh you're there for life or until twitter gets shut down by the man and or alien invading forces. #
  • 09:09 Saw a load of military on horseback this morning. It was lovely till I smelt the shit. #
  • 09:10 Of the horses. #
  • 10:07 @ KrystalSim It's buggy as hell. I updated the ipad version, kept crashing, had to uninstall and reinstall, might help. #
  • 11:45 @ Messington researching.. HAHA! You're funny. #
  • 11:50 @ Messington Yeah, we wouldn't want to do that. Two sugars please. #
  • 11:50 SO excited Junior Apprentice is back at the end of the month.. #
  • 12:13 @ marcuspowl @Messington t.co/vS6SBS1L #
  • 12:39 I'm downloading the iOS5 GM.. This will probably end badly. #
  • 13:09 Waitrose tuna and mayo on brown.. £1!! ONE.. POUND! Bloody brilliant. #
  • 13:37 @ spencerhickman I miss the heady days of Daphne and Celeste. #
  • 16:36 @ robertflorence Tell me about it.. No Steed, no Mrs Peel. Bloody Americans.. #
  • 17:14 @ ladysov It's the same in my pants.. #
  • 18:34 iOS5 is scary and confusing and has made Alan Partridge go away. This is the iPhone version by the way. #
  • 18:36 Scary how integrated twitter is. Sending photo from camera roll. t.co/xe4KZcFL #
  • 19:34 This bag of Galaxy Counters is resealable so I can have the rest later. Hilarious. t.co/PdXnT1NW #
  • 19:48 Lembit Opik's face looks like it's just escaped from one of Jigsaw's traps. #
  • 19:57 @ marcuspowl @messington Oh hell no. I think I might pull the plug on this hong long deal just to make her look bad. #
  • 20:16 @ Glinner It won't happen, as soon as the contestants realize they're not on his morning show it'll be instant relief. #highstakes #
  • 20:29 @ RealDMitchell That's Sky channel 183, Virgin 155 should anyone not know. #
  • 20:30 Andrew Stone. What a character. (When I say "character" I mean "Idiot") #
  • 20:31 What list was Christian finishing off there.. "Mango chutney". #eastenders #
  • 20:33 Stuck for a cake to get your mother for her birthday? You can thank ME later! t.co/ObFI1TVm #
  • 20:40 Bloody hell, I tilted my ipad too much when I was updating itunes and now I've got Adele all over my lap. #
  • 21:29 @ Messington @marcuspowl who knows how much longer I'm going to be around too. #
  • 21:35 I guess I can tell you guys now. I was signed by Katie Price!!!! Proof attached. So happy! t.co/UTsoCrPe #
  • 23:02 Hey comedy fans! The hilarious My Family is on Watch, it REALLY is a giggle. #
  • 23:05 @ AlCampbeII Before smashing your puny skull in. #
  • 23:19 @ AlCampbeII That is, of course, plausible, but if he happens to see the trailer for the Footloose remake he'd be looking to crack skulls. #
  • 23:32 @ AlCampbeII I *THINK* we're ok, I read somewhere, most cavemen are waiting for The Black Hole remake to come out. #
  • 23:48 @ Rob_McCallum screw December, I'm leaking one of your Thing storyboards NOW! t.co/ZDI9Xh8A #
  • 23:55 I fancy a plate of whitebait. #
  • 00:00 Tweets for Today t.co/hRH5OGa2 #
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