Tweets for Today

Oct 01, 2011 23:40

  • 23:50 Tweets for Today j.mp/oCod7P #
  • 14:14 In case you were wondering #corrie fans... t.co/aGigmVW7 #
  • 15:39 @ Glinner Boiled frog? How about baked toad? t.co/rFFiKiPs #
  • 15:50 While it's true Ron Jeremy can give himself a blowjob, he prefers a quick game of Uno on the Xbox. #ronjeremyfacts #
  • 17:16 @ Herring1967 Which means you know what happens.. Which means you're a time traveller from the future and or the past!!! #
  • 18:23 Fancy fish and chips. Found a place (No) that delivers. Scared it'll be shit. Hold me Twitter! #
  • 18:24 Alex Jones is stacked.. #strictly #notreallygettingthepoint #
  • 18:26 Haddock or cod? I'd go plaice but they don't do it (Warning bells) #
  • 18:27 I love that animatronic judge they're using.. #strictly #
  • 18:31 Delightful young lady on the television, can't understand a word she's saying! #strictly #
  • 18:34 @ prodnose It's good to see that, A, she copyrights all her flower photos and B, she's got a magnifying glass for contract small print. #
  • 18:35 Len Goodman has a cupboard full of slippers and eyemasks at home. #strictly #
  • 18:39 Thanks Edwina, that's me not eating tonight.. #strictly #scd #
  • 18:40 @ gracedent That won't curry any favour with him.. #scd #
  • 18:41 Hey kids, that old woman on the screen? She's sucked off a prime minister. #strictly #scd #
  • 18:46 Sophia Loren is turning in her grave and she's not even dead. #scd #strictly #
  • 18:46 BRING ON THE WA.. Oh no, wrong show. #scd #strictly #
  • 18:53 I wonder what Jason Donovan would have been like if he's really taken a lot of coke during his time. #scd #strictly #
  • 19:01 No Zoe Ball, I won't. #scd #strictly #
  • 19:33 @ jessiejofficial Shhh, recording it so I can skip the rotten adverts! #
  • 19:57 There's something comforting about the fact that Louis is a fucking idiot. #xfactor #
  • 20:15 t.co/fn5pVxBY #
  • 23:22 The trailer for The 3 Muskateers looks shit till you realise it features James Corden & was directed by Paul WS And... t.co/uHpoTIaz #
  • 23:26 Hey, Paul WS Anderson. You are shit at directing. Stop it. Stop it now. #
  • 23:31 I mean Paul WS Anderson who shat out Death Race and Resident Evil. Not Paul Thomas Anderson who lovingly crafted Magnolia. #
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