Tweets for Today

[lino]

• 00:00 Tweets for Today j.mp/nvnBzo #
• 01:21 This Adult Swim video will put hair on your chest. Where it belongs. t.co/kI12VC7 #
• 05:32 @ jessiejofficial half five? Nah.. I'm going back to bed! I would say break a leg.. But in this case.. Good luck! ;) #
• 05:43 @ JosieLong I only got up to pee!!! #
• 16:40 @ JosieLong I'm NOT listening to Joanna Newsom but totally support you doing so! ;) #WTEDLWFOT #
• 16:42 Winter's coming. I love it, dark nights, cold, great TV, the chances of falling down the stairs, dying and not being discovered for weeks. #
• 17:06 Mainly for @KrystalSim & @iainlee Legend of Zelda Theme on Marimba t.co/5bZKmiR can't stop watching it. #
• 17:12 99.24% of the reason Community is BRILLIANT, all in 2 minutes and 15 seconds. t.co/LQtOrWJ #
• 18:00 I've just watched 30 seconds of Epic Win.. What the FUCK is that all about??! #
• 19:06 @ nickjfrost VERY nice to have you back.. #
• 19:18 I shall be watching #redorblack and laughing at people. For I am bitter and evil. #
• 19:33 @ Eloise_C @llia Can I trust you two to behave yourselves? #
• 19:34 I guess the chances of a Late Late Breakfast Show type of accident is out of the question about now? #redorblack #
• 19:34 How I wish Louis WOULD detonate.. #redorblack #
• 19:36 @ caitlinmoran @salihughes Cheese AND beans?! How the other half live.. #
• 19:37 I hate it when gameshows are impossible to follow.. #redorblack #
• 19:42 If I say red does it mean I don't have to fucking well sit through Leona fucking Lewis? #redorblack #
• 19:42 @ caitlinmoran THIS! #
• 19:43 Yes please, more shots of people explaining a totally random colour choice. BRING BACK NOEL'S HOUSE PARTY! #redorblack #
• 19:44 This is on for another six nights? Why can't Downton Abbey just start please? #redorblack #
• 19:46 I wish I'd have copywritten the words "Red" and "Black".. #redorblack #
• 19:48 Why are they pretending to bike them to the studio? #redorblack #
• 19:49 Random people I don't know with a chance to win a million, better off just having their friends and family watching. #redorblack #
• 19:50 Don't care.. Don't care.. Don't care.. #redorblack #
• 19:51 @ Lord_Sugar It's terrible. When's Junior Apprentice start? #
• 19:53 Hold on, so this is on for another 30 minutes then AGAIN later tonight? Fuck you Cowell. #redorblack #
• 19:54 Who is mega superstar Leona Lewis signed to? Oh right.. Yeah.. #redorblack #
• 19:55 This really is torture. #redorblack #
• 20:00 @ iainlee Huh?? #
• 20:01 I'm actually getting angry now. Fucked if I'm watching #xfactor after this toss. #redorblack #
• 20:03 @ iainlee What's like old fashioned Lost? #
• 20:03 @ caitlinmoran She's now shagging then killing the man she chose, like a praying mantis with no singing voice. #
• 20:04 Just when I thought ITV had run out of shit ideas.. Holding out for a Hero. Brilliant. #redorblack #
• 20:07 Arrow catching? Dangerous? Bah.. Thanks for the warning though Ant. #redorblack #
• 20:09 @ iainlee Weird, maybe all my #redorblack ranting is breaking twitter.. Didn't see it. #
• 20:11 @ iainlee totally remember it from school holidays. #
• 21:07 Watched #drwho instead of #xfactor and feel 1000% better for doing so. #
• 21:09 But I do have to say, we've already got an Adele haven't we? #xfactor #
• 21:11 Yeah, what are the chances of one out of hundreds of people singing a number one song. IT'S CRAZY! #xfactor #
• 21:12 @ EmmaK67 Maybe I'm just getting old Emma, but I'm finding the whole thing one big cynical load of nonsense this year. (sad face) #
• 21:15 Cowell is beating us into complete submission by remote control. He's not even in the country. Damn he's good. #xfactor #
• 21:16 @ EmmaK67 I know, I know, maybe by the time they get to weeding them down I'll get over myself. #
• 21:17 I want to buy a car, but only if there is a cinema on the ceiling of the car showroom.. #
• 21:24 @ iainlee She certainly was.. #
• 21:25 They should be given stanley knives and be forced to fight. Last one standing wins. Now THAT is TV. #redorblack #
• 21:26 Did Dec just say "Let's play jew"? #redorblack #
• 21:27 Now we're in full on Bullseye territory.. #redorblack #
• 21:28 I fear we'll never live to see Angel's movie about female boxing starring Angel and Danny Dyer. Why God? Why?? #redorblack #
• 21:31 @ DavidGArnold @caitlinmoran And Danny Dyer is denied another movie role. #
• 21:36 @ marcusBBbentley Pssst.. 9.45 #
• 21:37 @ EmmaK67 Rob a bank! Go skiing!.. Er.. No, don't tell me. OH.. XRAY GLASSES?! #
• 21:39 Jigsaw would be a better presenter for this. And the forfeits would be a hell of a lot better too.. #redorblack #
• 21:42 That was underwhelming .. #redorblack #
• 21:43 Of course a million wouldn't even buy you a nice pad in Soho.. #redorblack #takethatyoujammygit #
• 21:43 @ MrsLRCooper Probably a good thing! :) #
• 21:57 No Sex in the City 3 is it.. #
• 22:03 Fuck you and your watch and your shit song Kidman.. #
• 22:06 @ misterwallace It's a awful story because it had me screaming at the TV.. Again. #
• 22:10 God I love Adele... #
• 23:09 @ jweathersbc Why do you think Romero set Dawn of the Dead in a mall? #
• 23:10 @ OfficialKat The ones you can't skip are the WORST! #
• 23:21 saturday night.. Online shopping at Tesco.. I'm a catch.. #
• 23:28 Didn't even know I had Street Fighter 2 Uno.... #

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